Written by Lostinrandomworld

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

image for China set to replace their national language

Beijing (China) 1st April: On the eve of New Year of China, the Chinese authority has released a about a possible amendment in their nation language possibility. The new amendment in response to growing concern for the Chinese authority on being possibility isolated in today world.

Recent developments around the world have prompted many Chinese to learn English and possibly Spanish. Most of the world English and Spanish Medias have been critical about Chinese government policy. In order to counter growing threat perception, the Chinese government has ordered their education policy development team to evaluate the need for a change in language policy.

The Policy makers have debated and argued that in order to counter growing criticism of their government, it is imperative that the Chinese government let its citizen response to these criticisms.

Now most of the Chinese people don't know much English as well as Spanish. So in order to make people response to these criticism, the Chinese government has decided to implement English as a medium of instruction from now own wards. This way the government can kill two birds with one missile. 1. Chinese people can go on rampage over the internet world and hijack all the discussion form and 2. Chinese government can now boost in the western world about it acceptance of western culture.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: China

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