Brad Pitt Apparently Has Moved Out!

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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Having Six Kids In Seven Years Is Being With Family, Most Would Agree!

Brad Pitt has moved out after a furious bust-up with wife, Angelina Jolie as friends fear the couple is heading for an ugly legal battle that will tear their whole family apart according to rumors.

The site says it has also learned Brad plans to ask for custody of their six children if their split ends up in court, where a judge may have to work out who gets whom and who gets what of their multi-million dollar fortune.

Insiders say the couple's fairytale come true romance and marriage imploded when Brad, 45, confronted Angelina over not devoting enough time to him, while he's been trying to care for their six children - Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 4, Shiloh, 2, and 8-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

Although six kids in seven years sounds like Angelina's been pretty busy with the kids to most people.

While Angie's been gone doing Salt all over NYC, Brad's been stuck playing papa, a much harder roll than those on film.

"It ended up with a big shouting match," according to one insider .

"They may end up splitting up for good, and if it comes to that, Brad is going to ask for custody of all the children," a relative who asked not to use her name stated. "It's not been good for some time now."

"If that happens, it'll be multi-lawyer time considering all the money and six kids involved."

However, most of the fans of each hope this is just a temporary dust-up!

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