Written by Mary Hinge

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Britains only clean this much.

News today of a comeback by 'How disgusting is your house' cleaners and domestic goddesses Kim and Aggie.

Almost Quoted as saying " This county needs us especially the council house brigade "

Kim is particularly missing sniffing all the mouldy old socks she finds under tramps beds and the Pee-Pee stains on the floors of the less fortunate of the county that she has decided to write a book called " The filthy fuckers guide to cleanliness "

She knows her stuff this woman and added that wine splashed onto a red wine stain will clean it up quickly. Similarly, fat splashes on clothes can be easily removed by rubbing salad onto the affected area.

Brilliant advice and ladies 'Britain is so glad your back'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Clean, Kim and Aggie




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