Bilderberg to squash dollar then push Special Drawing Rights

Written by Aspartame Boy

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Amero drink coasters found in garbage

LONDON, England - The WSJ retracts the report that the Amero will replace the US Dollar, Peso and Canadian Dollar on April 1. The WSJ seems to be a victim of a cruel April Fool's day joke! They were fooled by!

U.S.A. Today clears up the situation here. The Amero will not replace the US Dollar, Mexican Peso and Canadian Dollar. Exchange rates will not be one Amero for Peso, USD or Canadian Dollar.

The Amero will be given out as tokens during the G20 talks, where world leaders will laugh at it. It will be used as a drink coaster.

The acmetal will NOT be proposed. China will NOT force the issue.

Special Drawing Rights will be the currency of the International Monetary Fund, the New World Order treasury. That's right, you will have to pay to draw pictures of Obama. Once you pay, you can then draw pictures of Obama, sell them on the sidewalk, and bail your country out of hawk.

Henry Kissenginger will broker the SDR's.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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