Michael Quackson who is in Britain this week publicising his forthcoming nuptials to Bo-Bo the baby Babboon from Londons zoo has been making a nuisance of himself again.
Its been reported that he made several unwelcome phonecalls to the late, great fabulous and yet ever so unfortunate Jade Gumdrop. An insider or lavatorial cleansing operative overheard him bidding for first divvy on Jades little gumdrops offering to whisk them to Never Ever Land to ride the Lamahs.
Her devoted husband Jack Weedy said last night the unfortunate retarded and ever so ugly-wannabe-white Quackson that no animal was safe while he was about..... "All animals need to cover themselves with Ralgex or Firey Jack in case he tries to hump them"
Mean while female fans need to realise that spiking his drinks with expensive drugs like Viagra was a waste of money ....He just wont ever fancy you.