Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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A Sexy Blonde - Who's Really A Bloke. WTF???

Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie.

She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one picture, and wearing a sexy black dress, looking up from a leopardskin carpet as if she'd just received a significant portion from somewhere behind.

Headmaster Mr Noddy Older told us:

"If I could, I'd sack her. We've got kids looking at this stuff on the internet, and it's not right for kids to know what their sexy gym teacher's arse looks like. She will be disciplined. I shall do it personally, in private. With no interruptions from my frumpy personal secretary. Oh yes."

"This is out of order," a father of a pupil told us. "If there's any corporal punishment to be meted out here, then it should be me that administers it."

"We should all administer it you selfish bastard!" shouted another parent. "Have you seen how horny she is?"

This reporter has seen the pictures, and would indeed administer a portion, were he not married to a wonderful wife who fulfills his every need.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Underwear, Teachers, Sexy




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