Obama makes Right Royal Gaffe - Queen Faints!

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Wednesday, 1 April 2009


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Queen.........."Not Amused" !

An unnamed 'source' from within 'The Palace' revealed a startling cover up of events that had unfolded earlier this evening.

Mr. Barrack Obama, Lead singer with The Four tops currently performing as President of America made a fatal error when meeting Her Majesty The Queen this evening.

Sky TV technicians had to spend a frenzied ten minutes editing the video so no one could see the Queen faint.

It was all going so well until Mr.Obama suffered what is known as a Presidential briefing malfunction. Mr.Obama was said to be furious and threatening to pop a cap in someone's ass.

He'd remembered to bow, his wife Michelle had done a perfect curtsy and they'd both run the gauntlet of racist abuse from Prince Philip as expected.

It was at this point on the home straight when they were about to experience the sheer ecstacy which comes from meeting "The Queen" that it all went 'Pear Shaped'!

Mr.Obama was about to become the victim of what is known in the US Marine Corps as "A clusterfuck".

Michelle Obama sweetly shook hands with Her Majesty and stood smiling whilst trying not to conceal the fact that Prince Philip's hand was firmly gripping her buttocks.

It was at this point that his advisers really let him down in a way that will not easily be forgiven.

"Ten Ton Tony" the President's bodyguard let slip that the culprit will be spending tonight in the box with "The gimp".

"The word" was almost the correct one, in fact it has exactly the same amount of vowels and only one uncommon consonant but that isn't important right now.

As the most powerful man in the world shook hands with the most powerful woman (after Oprah!) he said:

"Your majesty it is a great honour to finally touch Her Majesty Elizabeth's Vagina" !

The Queen was seen to mouth "It's Regina" before falling backwards into the arms of a waiting flunky!

More on this unfolding drama as we have it.

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