Silly Rabbit, "Plan B Morning-After Cereal" is for Kids!

Funny story: Silly Rabbit, "Plan B Morning-After Cereal" is for Kids!

Madison Avenue, New York - Once rabbits were used to determine if a "woman" was pregnant, giving up their lives in the process, but those days were as barbaric and outmoded as parental supervision is today. All thanks to a US court ruling that has or...

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Benitez In Dramatic Late Swoop For Tevez

Funny story: Benitez In Dramatic Late Swoop For Tevez

Reports emerging from Manchester United's Carrington training ground this lunchtime would appear to suggest that the war of attrition being waged between Sir Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez has escalated to a whole new level. It has been confirmed...

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World To Succumb To Sharia Law By 2015

Funny story: World To Succumb To Sharia Law By 2015

"The entire planet will be governed by Sharia Law by the year 2015," according to garden centre worker Ted Newby of Stourbridge. "And what's wrong with that? Sounds like a bit of a laugh to me." At which point we withdrew, fearing that Newby didn'...

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Putin sacks top military spook as Russian submarine fleet sucked into Bermuda Traingle-esque temporal anomaly

Funny story: Putin sacks top military spook as Russian submarine fleet sucked into Bermuda Traingle-esque temporal anomaly

Bloodyvostock - (Cuban Missal Crisis Mess): The man in charge of Russia's vanished nuclear submarine fleet - last seen teetering on the brink of a notorious Arctic Circle wormhole - has been sacked by Prime Monster Vladimir Putin. GRU military int...

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Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up. Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that allowing the 16 year old starlet, aka Hannah Montana...

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Freddie Flintstone Injured Again

Funny story: Freddie Flintstone Injured Again

England cricket ace Freddie Flintstone has pulled out of the test series against West Indies following yet another injury. The player's bank balance has suffered a tremendous blow due to his early withdrawal from the Plenty Plenty cricket league. The...

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£1m Reward Offered For Lost Film Print

Funny story: £1m Reward Offered For Lost Film Print

An anonymous businessman has offered a huge reward for a lost film print, which nobody seems absolutely certain ever existed. "I'm not totally convinced of its existence," he admitted. "But I'm assured that it does indeed exist, that its a masterp...

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Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi will fist-fight for ' Britain's Got Talent' title!

Funny story: Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi will fist-fight for ' Britain's Got Talent' title!

Hollie Steel, from Accrington, Lancashire and Shaheen Jafargholi may have to don a pair of boxing gloves to settle the dispute of who is the best, says Simon Cowell. Simon has reportedly told insiders he is sick of pretending to 'be surprised', A...

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Jedi Knight Confesses To Being Police Officer In Spare Time

Funny story: Jedi Knight Confesses To Being Police Officer In Spare Time

A Jedi knight has confessed to being a police officer in his spare time. Obi Wan Kenobi shocked fellow delegates at the annual Jedi conference in Dundee with his announcement. He stood before them and said "I like being a police officer. This is no l...

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First successful brain transplant for an American President

Funny story: First successful brain transplant for an American President

In a world first, scientists today managed to transplant a perfectly normal and intelligent brain into the skull of an American President. Speaking from Chicago's St. Ignatz Hospital, Dr. Rosemary Clooney said: 'It seemed an impossible task, getti...

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LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

Funny story: LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...

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Susan Boyle offered giant Lego woman role in new West End musical

Funny story: Susan Boyle offered giant Lego woman role in new West End musical

LONDON - ENGLAND: A new musical "The Adventures of Giant Lego Man" opens this summer. Singing the role of giant Lego woman is BGT's very own never-been-kissed spinster Susan Boyle. A spokesperson for the musical said "Susan was absolutely perfec...

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Body Parts Man To Be Put Back Together Again

Funny story: Body Parts Man To Be Put Back Together Again

Doctors have said that they believe a man who was murdered, and had his head, torso and limbs spread throughout Hertfordshire and Leicestershire, could be put back together again, so that he could lead an almost-normal life. Dr Oscar Goldman of th...

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Jade Goody's master pimp undergoes manboob reduction following Susan Boyle makeover

Funny story: Jade Goody's master pimp undergoes manboob reduction following Susan Boyle makeover

LONDON -ENGLAND: Having milked the Jade Goody cash cow to death, Master Pimp Max Cash is now upset that Susan Boyle is doing her own Eliza Doolittle - complete with plucked brows, dyed hair, black leather jacket and Burberry scarf. Unhappy with...

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Body Parts Man Named

Funny story: Body Parts Man Named

A man who it was suspected, had been murdered and had his body parts scattered far-and-wide in two counties, has been identified by police who are investigating the gruesome finds. However, it now appears that the man may have died from a fall. T...

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Government clarify new Gurkha admission rules

In a press release this morning, the Government has clarified the criteria by which soldiers serving with the famous Gurkha regiment will be eligible to settle in the UK. "Our new admissions policy means that almost all members of the Gurkha regim...

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Cheney Accepts Leadership Position In Taliban

Funny story: Cheney Accepts Leadership Position In Taliban

A shocked nation learned today that former Vice President Dick Cheney had joined the Pakistani faction of the Taliban that is trying to take over that nation. OK, not everyone was shocked, but many could not believe that even Cheney, Mr. Waterboa...

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Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

Funny story: Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

The center of gravity has been shifting from Middle East to Afghanistan-Pakistan. But they never realized that they have to shift so soon to the Indus Valley Civilization also known as Taliban Civilization. Scientist and security expert has been wond...

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Corrupt South African election corruption free?

Funny story: Corrupt South African election corruption free?

Observers controlling the voting in the SA election have confirmed the fact that the election was "corruption free" and the ANC after recalling a landslide win also confirmed the fact that the election was "CLEEN" (that's Boer langauge voor clean).

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Burkas Denied Right To Settle In Uk

Funny story: Burkas Denied Right To Settle In Uk

The Government today announced that Burkas were to be denied the right to settle in the UK unless special circumstances were present. Originally the Government had lost in court, but on appeal the High Court found the Government's argument to be of m...

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Susan Boyle's 'New Brown-Hair Look' is a disaster!

Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'New Brown-Hair Look' is a disaster!

Susan Boyle has changed her hair colour and has astonishly managed to look worse than before. People will be reaching for the optrex and holy water, when the new locks are revealed to the public. Susan Boyle, has sported the grey unkempt locks for...

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Kathleen Turner to play Artie Lange in Stage Version of Memoir

NEW YORK - Too Fat To Fish, the premiere memoir of comedian Artie Lange which chronicles the hysterical, touching and albeit rocky life of The Howard Stern Show side-kick has already been adapted for the stage as it is set to make its debut on Broadw...

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Government clarify new Gurkha admission rules

Funny story: Government clarify new Gurkha admission rules

In a press release this morning, the Government has clarified the criteria by which soldiers serving with the famous Gurkha regiment will be eligible to settle in the UK. "Our new admissions policy means that almost all members of the Gurkha regim...

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Prostitutes All Over The World Object To New SuckAmatic

Funny story: Prostitutes All Over The World Object To New SuckAmatic

The pubic outcry of prostitutes is all the way from Las Vegas to Bangkok as the new thirty-minute infomercial, "Introducing Bronco's New SuckAmatic, hits the late night television. "We can't compete with the men or their old ladies purchasing the...

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I Twitter. Therefore I Am?

(New York-NY) I confess. I Twitter. I feel compelled to say that I have been on Twitter since the beginning of the year, not exactly the cutting edge, though not like the fair weather, fad Twitters like Oprah Winfrey. I thought more of her to jump on the followers bandwagon of Ashton Kutcher. She probably bought a CB radio when it was a fad as well. But the confession is not that I Twitter, but th...

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Susan Boyle To The Rescue After Recession Hits Britain's Music Moguls Hard!

Funny story: Susan Boyle To The Rescue After Recession Hits Britain's Music Moguls Hard!

The British music industry isn't recession proof either it turns out, with many longtime stars seeing their fortunes fade during the past year, according to a study by a British newspaper. Singers such as Elton John, Robbie Williams, Mick Jagger a...

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Mel Gibson's Secret Second Family?

Funny story: Mel Gibson's Secret Second Family?

According to the National Gossiper, Mel Gibson has had a second family for some time now, supposedly Russian beauty Oksana Grigorieva and her eleven-year-old son, Alexander. Sources have reported that she is the brunette Gibson has been seen with and...

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Midlands Police Solve Body-Parts Mystery - NHS Accused of Fly-Tipping!

Funny story: Midlands Police Solve Body-Parts Mystery - NHS Accused of Fly-Tipping!

Police forces in the Midlands and Hertfordhire are congratulating themselves today after finally uncovering the mystery behind a series of body-parts found dumped in the countryside! Chief of Police: Bill Flatfoot announced that after several week...

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Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

Funny story: Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

A Muslim Extremist who is recovering after a near-death experience, has astounded clerics with his extraordinary tale of what happened to him after his near-death. Would-be suicide bomber, Abdul al-Habiri, aborted his plan only moments before he w...

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Rodriguez To Make Barbarella Versus Predator Film

Funny story: Rodriguez To Make Barbarella Versus Predator Film

Sin City director Robert Rodriguez is to make a new film using characters from two of his previous movies. Barbarella Versus Predator will reprise the alien monster from the Predator series alongside the character of Barbarella, an iconic female rol...

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Shakira Steals Susan Boyle's Dance Move

Funny story: Shakira Steals Susan Boyle's Dance Move

LOS ANGELES, CA - "And that's just one side of me," said the crossover Columbian crooner as she first shifted then swiveled her pelvis, left hand on her hip, microphone in her right. Then, she gave her head a sharp forward thrust as if to say, "Hmmp...

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Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming

Funny story: Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming

LOS ANGELES - Miss California says that she is so mad that Perez Hilton ambushed her during The Miss USA telecast with his 'gay question' that she has decided to move to Wyoming where there are no gay people. Perez Hilton who is an avowed 'gay guy...

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Susan Boyle to Auction Off Locks of Armpit Hair, Dress for Jade Goody Fund

Funny story: Susan Boyle to Auction Off Locks of Armpit Hair, Dress for Jade Goody Fund

LONDON, U.K. - Susan Boyle today pledged to place two locks of her armpit hair up for auction to benefit the recently founded Jade Goody Reality Star Fund. Ms. Boyle made the announcement while attending the surprisingly successful Bullocks of Slops...

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Kate Moss Planning The Mother of all Scandals

Funny story: Kate Moss Planning The Mother of all Scandals

St John's Wood, London - Kate Moss has expressed grave concern that her public notoriety is slipping, after not having being involved in any kind of scandal for almost 12 months. Moss, 34, has revealed it has been a gradual downhill slide since th...

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Secret Cache of Hitler's Nude Photography Exceeds Sales Expectations

Funny story: Secret Cache of Hitler's Nude Photography Exceeds Sales Expectations

LONDON, U.K. - A collection of never before seen nude portraits by Nazi leader Adolph Hitler fetched nearly $350,000 Thursday. They had only been expected to raise about $120,000, auction house Bullocks of Slopshire estimates. "They belonged to a...

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Bill Gates to Purchase Great Britain - Part 2

Funny story: Bill Gates to Purchase Great Britain - Part 2

Further to our earlier story: In an exclusive interview from one of his 32 mansions (and that's just in Malibu alone), Bill Gates, American Business Mogul and Chairman of Microsoft has announced he will be purchasing Great Britain. Gates met wit...

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Bill Gates to Purchase Great Britain - Part 1

Funny story: Bill Gates to Purchase Great Britain - Part 1

United States - In an exclusive interview from one of his 32 mansions (and that's just in Malibu alone), Bill Gates, American Business Mogul and Chairman of Microsoft has announced he will be purchasing Great Britain. To clarify, Great Britain i...

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Jay Leno In Hospital With Undisclosed Illness

Funny story: Jay Leno In Hospital With Undisclosed Illness

US TV talk show host Jay Leno has been admitted to hospital with an undisclosed illness, forcing the star to cancel the filming of his programme for the first time in 17 years. The presenter's publicist confirmed he had checked himself into a Los...

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Article Interrupted by Incessant Baba Booeying

DETROIT, MI - As the US sinks further into a recession and job loss at all time high, especially in Michigan where unemployment is at 12%, Detroiters are desperate to find ways to make ends meet. And, for 56 year old Martha Klatch and her husband George who had worked in the sales industry for the past twenty years, have once again found themselves hitting the pavement like they did when they...

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Why Does Miley Cyrus Hate Robert Pattinson?

Inside the magazine, It's Hollywood Today, the Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus actress poses for awhile sitting on a fence in a horse arena, delves into her beliefs on love and bashes Robert Pattinson. Here are excerpts from her interview: On making the first move: "It doesn't bother me. I want to know who made up the rules, because the rules are lame. My dad had to break the record rules to get hi...

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Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

Funny story: Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

The CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, well known here on The Spoof has just this second relayed another world blockbuster regarding Mr Ahmedinejad (President of Iran) and his very best friend Mr Netanyahu (Prime Minsiter of Israel). This telephone conversation was tapped by ace CIA reporter Hansi Gobballs in the turkish baths (all steamed up) in downtown Geneva, Switzerland. Ahme...

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Shock Separation: Hollywood's Golden Couple Call it Quits

Funny story: Shock Separation: Hollywood's Golden Couple Call it Quits

Hollywood's favourite couple Monica and Chandler Bing are reportedly heading for the divorce courts after just six years of marriage. The couple have two adopted children, Erica and Jack and a foster child the same age as themselves, Joey, who i...

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G20 Death Probe Goes To A Replay

Funny story: G20 Death Probe Goes To A Replay

A third post mortem is to be carried out in the G20 death probe. After two legs the score remains locked at 1-1. The replay will lead to a result, either in open play or court (surely penalties?) Police manager Ron Fascist said "well, the lads are...

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Granny Grabbed And Put In Home

Funny story: Granny Grabbed And Put In Home

An old woman was forcibly removed from her family home and returned to a residential care home. Her family had been concerned about her treatment in the home. Elizabeth Windsor, 85, of 1 The Mall, London, was sitting in the living room playing Mon...

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Obama Makes GPS Devices Mandatory

Funny story: Obama Makes GPS Devices Mandatory

(United States of America) President Barack Obama announced today that part of his national crime fighting efforts will involve outfitting every vehicle in the country with Global Positioning System (GPS) devices to track motorists wherever they may...

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Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Funny story: Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies. President Swindlehari is prepared to mob...

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