Written by zacswifey101

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

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image for Disney Sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant by 19-year old Zac Efron
Aww, Vanessa!! Why didn't you tell us earlier??!! (:

Did you ever think that Disney-sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens, would ever have a baby? Well imagine it! During what was going to be a routine interview, we learned a little more than we bargained for!

We sat her down, while she was wearing a barely visible Beyonce-style dress, and asked her a few questions. One of them was, "What do you think would happen if you and your so called 'boyfriend' Zac efron, were to have sex?" She then said, "Umm, I don't know, but I think it would be quite an adventure, but now since I've taken the pictures and with the whole scandal, Zac has become very sexual."

Then the whole thing came out when she said, "And yes, I am expecting one."

Our reporter, Jennifer Wells, was in shock.

One of Hudgens' close friends then said, "Well, yeah, she is pregnant. I saw when they were conceiving the baby."

According to the friend, she is at least 5 weeks pregnant now, and the soon-to-be parents, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, are hoping for a little boy.

Hudgens also told us, "We are even picking out colors for the nursery, and after the baby is born, we plan to move in together." But for now, the young couple will try to stay secluded from all the paps.

The baby will be expected to be born, in middle December, around Hudgens' birthday.

All we can say is "Good Luck!!"

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