There were 1,108 spoof news stories published in September 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...

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Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Funny story: Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...

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Andy Murray And Rafa Nadal Locked In 'Muscle Match'

Funny story: Andy Murray And Rafa Nadal Locked In 'Muscle Match'

Andy Murray and world number 1, Rafael Nadal, are locked in a battle for a Final berth against Roger Federer in the US Open at Flushing Meadows today, in what has been called the Muscle Match. Both these young men have impressive muscles, and deli...

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Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Funny story: Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits. Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan M...

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Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Funny story: Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...

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Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

Funny story: Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...

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Sprouse and Gomez Scandal!

Funny story: Sprouse and Gomez Scandal!

TWIN TWEEN icons Dylan and Cole Sprouse have been caught in the middle of some pregnancy rumours involving Selena Gomez. Cole Sprouse was dating Gomez at the time, but things got a little out of hand after the boy's 16th birthday party. Afte...

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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Funny story: Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...

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Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie

Funny story: Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie

Los Angeles - (Lipstick Pitbull Bitch Mess): Hollywood actress Sandra Bollox said today that the 2000 smash-hit movie Miss Congenital Liar was loosely based on Sarah Palin's own 1984 Miss Alaska award. Palin, 44, was sponsored by the Wasilla Gay A...

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Zoofuck, the Myspace for Real Animals!

Funny story: Zoofuck, the Myspace for Real Animals!

Most of us have enough trouble trying to get ourselves laid! But zookeeper Rubsem D'Riteway, spends most of his time as a mate procurer for the animal lonely hearts club. Koala bear Killarney tries to scratch out the eyes of every date they bring...

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Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Funny story: Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has admitted that he has tried to buy photos over the internet that show the Republican party's Sarah Palin in her birthday suit. Kissinger was speaking to the BBC's Emily Maitlis at the Republican conv...

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Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

John McCain's Republican running mate Sarah Palin has told friends back in Alaska that she has the perfect foil against spoof writer Warren Redlich and his stories about her - nude photos of him! Mrs Palin said she had had Mr Redlich 'staked-out'...

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McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Funny story: McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...

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Olympic Face Sitting Continues

Funny story: Olympic Face Sitting Continues

As we reported back in July the new olympic sport of face sitting started way before the rest of the games as it was expected to last much longer than the rest of the tournament. Well, we can now tell you that the final three countries are now in a h...

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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Funny story: Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...

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Sex Scandal Erupts Over McCain-Palin Tongue Kissing And Ass Hugging

Funny story: Sex Scandal Erupts Over McCain-Palin Tongue Kissing And Ass Hugging

Well, we could have told you, "I told you so!" So. we'll say it now. "I told you so!" So, here it is in all its breadth of titillation. After John McCain had delivered his acceptance speech last night in St. Paul as the Republican Party's candidat...

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Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho

Funny story: Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho

Sept. 2008, Center for Responsive Politics came out this week showing that Barack Obama was the 2nd largest recipient of cash from troubled financial giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, who were in deep doo-doo this summer and they were facing going b...

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New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

Funny story: New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...

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Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Funny story: Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Islamabad-bad-bad - (X-Files mess): Pakistani military sources have shot down a UFO over a site that was once the location of a prehistoric mothership base on the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run. Official government press sources i...

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Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Funny story: Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Washington - After a hard day of campaigning Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin likes to curl up at home, take a hot bath and play with her pussy. "Its so soft and cuddly, I like to pet it, its sooooooo nice!" "I like to stroke it under i...

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Sarah Palin's Playboy Offer

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Playboy Offer

HOLLYWOOD, California - Hugh Hefner has stated that if John McCain is not elected president that he would like for Sarah Palin to appear in Playboy Magazine. Hef said that Palin would make a great centerfold and that the edition would literally f...

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HSBC is next for bankruptcy analysts say

Funny story: HSBC is next for bankruptcy analysts say

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Ass Mess): Leading financial shrinks say that Asian banking giant HSBC is next for the knackers' yard after a $500 billion black hole emerged in its official accounts. "This London-based Hong Kong racket bears all the hallm...

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Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Funny story: Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): Four years after Lemon (sic) Brothers settled their $222.5 million Enron class action involving the underwriting of the fallen energy giant's hidden debt, inflated profits and accounting tricks, the Wall Street...

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Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Funny story: Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Hamilton, Bermuda - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The pride of Russia's navy has run aground in the Bermuda Triangle after a series of UFO sightings. US Navy coastguards have reported that an alien mothership appears to have lured Vladimir Putin's flee...

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At last - Emma Watson gets her jugs out for all to see

Funny story: At last - Emma Watson gets her jugs out for all to see

Star of the Harry Totty movies, Emma Watson, has finally conceded to pressure from the Sun, Star and Daily Telegraph and has decided to publicly display her jugs for the first time. Following a month of tense negotiation with picture editors at t...

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Arianna Huffington Challenges Sarah Palin to Mud Wrestling Contest

Funny story: Arianna Huffington Challenges Sarah Palin to Mud Wrestling Contest

In an attempt to discredit the Republican vice-presidential nominee, fifty-something political pundit Arianna Huffington has challenged forty-something Alaska governor Sarah Palin to three rounds of mud wrestling. "We are going to roll around in t...

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Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG

Funny story: Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG

Narrowly averting a massive meltdown, Wall Street firms Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch, along with insurer AIG, have all found a buyer. After weeks of intense negotiations and panic in the financial sector, and shortly after Lehman filed for bankr...

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Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Warren Redlich All Have Nude Photos Of Each Other, As Well As Of The Similarly-named Warren Reldich

Funny story: Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Warren Redlich All Have Nude Photos Of Each Other, As Well As Of The Similarly-named Warren Reldich

The continuing saga over nude photos continued unabated today, when Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Warren Redlich all claimed to have nude photos of one another, as well as of some 'made-up' guy called 'Warren Reldich'. Mrs Palin was the first pers...

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Bristol Palin Baby's daddy Levi Johnston to be offered huge deal to play with Vancouver Canucks!

Funny story: Bristol Palin Baby's daddy Levi Johnston to be offered huge deal to play with Vancouver Canucks!

DIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed 'Redneck" and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin's soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks. Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, "We're ti...

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Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Funny story: Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Sarah Palin, 'hot' VP canidate for the Republican Party, has secretly signed a one-year contract with the $1.7 billion bedding giant Sleepytime of Trinity, North Carolina. This action is perfectly legal according to Professor Jonas D. Trampolene,...

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Lindsay Lohan denies she is a Celesbian: "Only my 'girlfriend' is gay, I'm not," says Lohan

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan denies she is a Celesbian: "Only my 'girlfriend' is gay, I'm not," says Lohan

Hollywood, California - Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has been sleep walking these past few months while out on the town being photographed by the paparazzi holding hands with gal pal, Samantha Ronson (apparently the only lesbian among the two). Or perha...

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Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

FA Man : So Bothroyd, you have requested this personal hearing in relation to the Charge brought against you of Bringing The Game Into Disrepute, directing abusive and/or insulting words towards Head Boy Stuart Attwell, and you had the temerity to question what is clearly a perfectly valid decision made by one of our Prefects Nigel Bannister, I'm sorry Mr Bothroyd, but that's 50 lashes of the Cane...

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Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Funny story: Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government. "I had enough," said Dr. Paul. "Those idiots have...

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CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

Funny story: CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

Geneva, Switzerland - Careful digital analysis of the first test firing of the LHC at CERN has confirmed the image of a moth-like figure appearing in the main particle accelerator tube microseconds into the controversial experiment. It is a ghostly g...

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Polish cops keep mum as incest nutter hires Joseph Fritzl lawyers

Funny story: Polish cops keep mum as incest nutter hires Joseph Fritzl lawyers

Grodzisk, Poland - (Sordid Ass Mess): Police in Grodzisk are keeping mum after a Polish copycat incest nutter who emulated Joseph Fritzl by imprisoning his 21 year-old daughter for six years and fathering her two children hired the Austrian pervert'...

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John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

Funny story: John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - John McCain and Sarah Palin have been admitted to a clinic for the treatment of their sex addiction. "They haven't been able to keep their hands off each other since he named her his running mate," said an anonymous senio...

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Economist Adam Smith Visits U. S. Congress

Funny story: Economist Adam Smith Visits U. S. Congress

Adam Smith, dead since 1790, came back to earth recently to comment on the current crisis in financial markets. In light of the present problems in the American economy, many now question Smith's famous economic doctrine of the "invisible hand"...

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Kate Middleton ectopic phantom pregnancy fears

Funny story: Kate Middleton ectopic phantom pregnancy fears

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Pals of Kate Middleton say the desperate royal wannabe has an ectopic phantom pregnancy after a bit of ectoplasm emerged from her arse. "An ectopic pregnancy can be described as a constipation of the uterus," no...

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2008 Ryder Cup Captain Nick Faldo Is Crap In Bed, Claims Ex-wife

Funny story: 2008 Ryder Cup Captain Nick Faldo Is Crap In Bed, Claims Ex-wife

Nick Faldo, the European Ryder Cup captain, may have more on his plate than the US team this weekend at Valhalla, with one of his ex-wives Valerie Bercher claiming that "Nick is crap in bed". Europe's Odin is in Valhalla with the team to try to re...

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Google browser 'Chrome' to have two privacy modes

Funny story: Google browser 'Chrome' to have two privacy modes

Silicon Valley giant Google has announced that it will shortly be unveiling an Open Source browser currently called 'Chrome'. One of the new key features is it's two privacy modes 'American' and 'Actual'. Google spokesman Larry page said 'With thi...

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Man dies of Procrastination

Funny story: Man dies of Procrastination

Roger Wellington, 46, from Tanworth has been the first man in history to die from Procrastination. 'He was just doing nothing, like he always did' said his wife, Loretta Boot, 64. 'He said he would do it later, but most days when he got home from...

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Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Funny story: Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Greater Manchester Police have declared a State of Emergency in the city centre tonight, after fighting that broke out between rival Manchester United and Manchester City fans escalated into a full scale riot. The trouble started at a news stand n...

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Sarah Palin Nude: Confessions of a Spoof Writer

Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude: Confessions of a Spoof Writer

Sarah Palin Nude -- sounds silly, doesn't it? That's what I thought when I wrote my spoof. I've been writing spoof news - joke articles for website thespoof.com - for about a year and a half. I stumbled on the site one day on a Google News search and I was hooked. First some background: TheSpoof.com is a poor man's The Onion. The Onion is probably the leading "fake news" website. It is professi...

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Large Hadron Collider Destroys God by Accident

GENEVA, Switzerland - Concerns that the Large Hadron Collider might destroy the Earth proved unfounded on Wednesday, but scientists warned that they may instead have accidentally destroyed God shortly after powering up the machine. Detectors in th...

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McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

Funny story: McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...

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Lewis Hamilton 25-Second Penalty Reduced!

Funny story: Lewis Hamilton 25-Second Penalty Reduced!

McLaren driver Lewis Hamilton is back in the running for the Formula 1 Motor Racing World Championship when his 25-second penalty was reduced today, after a successful appeal to the FIA in Paris yesterday. His penalty was reduced to a 24-second pe...

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Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Funny story: Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...

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CERN LHC particle accelerator created a time warp! Welcome to Groundhog Day!

Cambridge, Massachusetts - Like Yogi Berra once said, "It's Déjà vu all over again." If you woke up this morning with a sinking feeling deep down in your gut that everything you have done today seems strangely familiar, like you have already done it...

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Wales Named & Shamed as Fattest Britain, Again

Funny story: Wales Named & Shamed as Fattest Britain, Again

Wales has once again retained its crown as the fattest country in the UK after being named and shamed by the National Health Service. According to the latest NHS survey, five of the six fat hot spots in Britain are Welsh. Only the Shetland Island...

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Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

Funny story: Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...

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Angelina Jolie calls it quits!

Funny story: Angelina Jolie calls it quits!

After a long and uncerimonious four word spat between her partner Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has ended the three year old relationship that has had global media attention. Jolie is reported to have being seen slapping Pitt before screaming at him,...

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Hannah Montana Sues Miley Cyrus

Funny story: Hannah Montana Sues Miley Cyrus

Los Angeles (Rooterz) - In a shocking announcement today Hannah Montana tells reporters that she is suing Miley Cyrus for poking her in the eyes and breaking her cool new cell phone while on a recent tour. The incident happened after Montana (15)...

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Olive from "On the Buses" is typical English Rose says BNP poll

Funny story: Olive from "On the Buses" is typical English Rose says BNP poll

Members of the BNP have recently voted sultry "Olive" from the hit seventies sit-com "ON THE BUSES" the traditional British Beauty. "Hollywood blasted" Members of the party blasted the media and Hollywood for "brain-washing" UK women into foll...

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Al Gore gagged Pentagon research into UFO cause of global warming says Alien Hunter

Funny story: Al Gore gagged Pentagon research into UFO cause of global warming says Alien Hunter

Washington AC/DC - (ET Mess): Alien Hunter Derrel Sims has emerged as Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon's accomplice after declassified FBI files revealed today that Al Gore gagged US military research connecting UFO activity to the rise in global warmin...

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Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Funny story: Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Football referee Rob Styles, who was the match official at yesterday's game at Old Trafford between Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers, was arrested by police last night after he was found to be wearing a red Man Utd shirt under his referee kit.

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Atom Smasher Begins Making Black Holes, 'End of the World' says Hawking

Funny story: Atom Smasher Begins Making Black Holes, 'End of the World' says Hawking

BERNE (FMLiveWire) - Physicist Stephen Hawking now says that he has detected radiation emitted from black holes created by the world's biggest particle accelerator which a doomsday cult of mad scientists have just switched on. "Run for your life!...

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Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Funny story: Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...

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Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!

Funny story: Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!

Minnesota - Today former V.P. pick Paris Hilton formally challenged Sarah Palin to a catfight. Paris Hilton whom McCain had previously picked as his running mate, before having her vetted and discovering she had done time (2.5 days) in prison. "I'...

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Hottie Sarah Palin Talking Doll Hits Market...Republicans Fuming!

Funny story: Hottie Sarah Palin Talking Doll Hits Market...Republicans Fuming!

HOTTIE NEWS - She was never a household name, but she is more than that today. Of course, HOTTIE NEWS is talking about the Republican Party's choice for VP, Sarah Palin, the 'barracuda' Governor of Alaska. But, looking at what McCain said earlier...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, made famous by the many stories written about them by this author, are to perform a one-off behind-closed-doors 'show' for one of their all-time biggest fans, the former US Secretary of State, Dr Henry Kissinger. D...

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Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Funny story: Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Perennial Democratic Poster Boy Al Gore announced today he would be the worldwide spokesperson for the new solar powered dildo marketed under the "MEAN GREEN MACHINE " label and sold in K-Mart under the Martha Stewart line of household implements.

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Ice-Age UFO entombed under Ground Zero glacier

Funny story: Ice-Age UFO entombed under Ground Zero glacier

Lower Manhattan, NYC - (X-Files Mess): An Ice-Age UFO has been found frozen in time/space amid the remains of a glacier 5,000 ft below Ground Zero, according to reports. The pre-Atlantis Era craft was discovered entombed in sub-permafrost after Ex...

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5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

Funny story: 5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.

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Blind man eats pussy; tastes "fishy"

Funny story: Blind man eats pussy; tastes "fishy"

John sat down to last night to eat a sumptuous meal inspired by a TV cookery show. The chefs on the show had used poussin (a small chicken) as their main ingredient, but poor John, who is not only blind but also hard of hearing, misheard the ingre...

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Robinho Gets His Manchesters Mixed Up

Funny story: Robinho Gets His Manchesters Mixed Up

Manchester City new signing Robinho was paraded in front of the world's media at a news conference at Eastlands this morning, but all was not well with the dimunitive Brazilian striker, and it appears an embarrassing mistake may have been made. As...

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Emma Watson snubbed completely by Gary Glitter

Funny story: Emma Watson snubbed completely by Gary Glitter

In a shock confrontation early today, the Harry Potter co-star, Emma Watson, was totally snubbed by former pop star Gary Glitter. Emma, whose mum and dad used to disco dance to Glitter classics such as "Hello Hello I'm Back Again", "I'm the Leader...

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Particle Accelerator To Be Switched On By The Krankies

Funny story: Particle Accelerator To Be Switched On By The Krankies

The long awaited particle accelerator thingy on the France Swiss border is to be activated by the Krankies it was announced today. A spokesman announced 'We had a number of options for people we wanted to switch on the Doomsday experiment. People...

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Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Funny story: Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joseph Biden will develop the first wiki in Observatory Circle. Following on Al Gore's technological innovations as VP in the late 1990s, Biden will use a wiki to improve on the work of assisting the President.

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Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman's New Adventure - The Long Way To Proxima

Funny story: Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman's New Adventure - The Long Way To Proxima

Charley Boorman and Ewan McGreggor have announced their new adventure, which will be made into a documentary to be shown on BBC2 and National Geographic in the near future. This time they will mount their 'Off-Earth' rocket bikes and start to make...

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BBC Sack Mark Lawrenson For Rubbish Predictions

Funny story: BBC Sack Mark Lawrenson For Rubbish Predictions

Mark Lawrenson, the BBC football pundit who appears on Match of the Day, and also makes score predictions on the BBC website, has been sacked for being inaccurate and uninteresting. Lawro, as he is known, regularly pops up on Radio 5 Live as well,...

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'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

Funny story: 'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old. Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in th...

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Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head Doll Big Hit at Clinton Roast!

Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head Doll Big Hit at Clinton Roast!

Chicago/AP - Democrats lined up at the Podium to roast their former President , Bill Clinton, and raise funds for Senator Barack Obama's quest for the Presidency, at the $50,000 a plate dinner hosted by Rosie O'Donnell, formerly of The View. Inclu...

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Alitalia Cancels Flights After Planes Start Flying Backwards

Funny story: Alitalia Cancels Flights After Planes Start Flying Backwards

Alitalia, the national airline of Italy, has cancelled all of its flights out of Rome's Fiumicino airport tonight, after several of its passenger fleet were reported to be 'flying backwards'. The airline confirmed that a number of flights have bee...

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TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

Funny story: TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

The Spoof can reveal professional fatty and lay-about Phil Jupitus, is actually the Giant Gas planet 'Jupiter'. For years the general public wondered where he came from and what the hell he does, but our undercover reporter has discovered the iden...

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New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS

Funny story: New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS

The government plans to offer 14 year old girls vaccinations against the sexually transmitted disease: lesbianism, after research showed that as many as 1 in 8 women will have a homosexual experience at some point during their lives, in the UK. Th...

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Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

Funny story: Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

I'll trade you one Willie Mays for one Jackie Robinson. Some of you guys around 60 can remember those exciting baseball days when the Yankees kept beating the Dodgers in the Series and it was common to throw cards against a wall to win the other guys...

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Stephen Hawking runs his own alternative CERN "big bang" experiment

Funny story: Stephen Hawking runs his own alternative CERN "big bang" experiment

On the day when scientists attempted to re-create the aftermath of the Big Bang in the world's most ambitious scientific experiment by crashing two particles into one another at a speed greater than even a Sheffield tram, Professor Stephen Hawking un...

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Hurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'

Funny story: Hurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'

Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today. The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Na...

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Bristol Palin inseminated aboard test tube-shaped UFO after joining Scientology

Juneau, Alaska - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Governor Sarah Palin's 17 year-old daughter conceived on board an unmarked test tube-shaped UFO above Wasilla two days after her own mother gave birth to a sibling on April 19. Bristol, named after UK co...

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristol Pregnant With John McCain's Baby

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristol Pregnant With John McCain's Baby

Delegates arriving at the Republican convention in St Paul were rocked on their heels today, when the news broke that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant, and unmarried as well! There were gasps as the word was...

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Paul Newman Dies, Saves the World from Economic Collapse

Funny story: Paul Newman Dies, Saves the World from Economic Collapse

Legendary actor, philanthropist, and all-round good guy Paul Newman has died at age 83 from complications due to cancer and clogged arteries as a result of a lifetime of red meat consumption. He was well-known for his classic quip, "Why go out for ha...

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Paul McCartney Says 'Michelle' Was Written For Michelle Obama

Funny story: Paul McCartney Says 'Michelle' Was Written For Michelle Obama

New Yawk, NY-- Sir Paul McCartney said today the famous Beatle's song, 'Michelle', was written for Michelle Obama. The ex-Beatle was in New Yawk today for treatment on his marijuana addiction. Sir Paul says he smokes "about 20 joints a day, or maybe...

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On Phrase 'God Made Dirt, Dirt Don't Hurt': God swears "I never said that!"

Funny story: On Phrase 'God Made Dirt, Dirt Don't Hurt': God swears "I never said that!"

God, long-mute on many issues, recently broke His silence to give an interview with Charlie Gibson. In a deep and cavernous tone (and apparently nursing a hangover) the Almighty specifically addressed the phrase 'God made dirt, dirt don't hurt':...

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Bush Cancels Election, Declares State of Emergency

Funny story: Bush Cancels Election, Declares State of Emergency

President George W. Bush shocked the nation today by cancelling the previously scheduled November general election. President Bush made his announcement in a hastily arranged and nationally televised address to the American people broadcast live from...

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Chernobyl UFO brings down Ukraine government

Funny story: Chernobyl UFO brings down Ukraine government

Ukraine - (Toxic Mess): A skull and crossbones UFO seen hovering over the former Chernobyl nuclear plant may have triggered the collapse of the Ukrainian government according to Pentagon sources. The Viktor Yushchenko/Yulia Tymoshenko coalition ha...

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Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

Funny story: Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

MSNBC anchors Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews have had a falling out with the news channel. Due to flagging ratings and internal network politics, the two have been moved to different positions within the news team. MSNBC insisted that neither h...

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Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Funny story: Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Elder statesman McCain and his Christian Fundie running mate Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of being the Anti- Christ who is ushering in the end times and the Battle of Armageddon. The evidence offered by the Republicans was the 666 points the...

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Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age

Tired and have no time to stop by the local church? Have not been able to see your priest to confess your sins due to the workload? Unable to pay your last respects to the dearly departed neighbor or childhood friend? No problem! The Catholic C...

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Rep Rangle Surprised Tax Code He Administers Applies to Him!

Funny story: Rep Rangle Surprised Tax Code He Administers Applies to Him!

On the Beach in the Dominican Republic/Reuters - Rep. Charles Rangle,( D,NY), a 19 term veteran of Congress and a major player on the House Ways and Means Committee responsible for the administering of the US Federal Tax code, stated he wasn't awar...

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Selena cheating on Nick...with Joe!

Funny story: Selena cheating on Nick...with Joe!

American teens were shocked when pictures were published of Selena Gomez and Joe Jonas. As everyone knows, Selena was dating Joe's younger brother, Nick. Nick invited her to his brother's birthday party and Selena and Joe immediately hit it off. Insi...

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Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...

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Berbatov Signs For Man City

Funny story: Berbatov Signs For Man City

Dimitar Berbatov, the Tottenham striker, who had been expected to sign for Manchester United, has been snapped from under their very noses, by their neighbours, Manchester City! City boss Mark Hughes said that owner Thaksin Shinawatra told him thi...

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Led Zeppelin Split

Funny story: Led Zeppelin Split

British rock band, Led Zeppelin, have dashed fans' hopes of seeing them live ever again by announcing that the group have split, and are unlikely to reform before Christmas. Frontman Robert Plant cited 'old age and senility' as the two main reason...

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Dan Qualyle Pronounces Sarah Palin a Hot Potato!

Elder Bush failed speller and VP candie, Dan Quayle known by all to be no Jack Kennedy has declared McCain's vice a real hot potato. Old man Bush finds the proclamation ironic since he chose Quayle because of his purported attractiveness to women...

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London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Committees Announce Torch Lighting Plans

Funny story: London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Committees Announce Torch Lighting Plans

In a daring move bound to spark criticism, the London Olympic Committee today announced its plans for the 2012 torch lighting ceremony. Building upon the explosive success and critical acclaim of the London 8 minute segment at the Beijing closing cer...

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Keegan Sacked Over Joey Barton Birthday Party

Funny story: Keegan Sacked Over Joey Barton Birthday Party

Kevin Keegan, the sacked Newcastle United manager, lost his job over his loyalty in jailed midfielder Joey Barton, it has been claimed, with the Messiah having organised a birthday party for the Scouse lout this morning. Barton, 26 today, recently...

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SLAP, SCREW, SHIT, CLAP, HERPES - new management terms

Funny story: SLAP, SCREW, SHIT, CLAP, HERPES - new management terms

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas,we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into ef...

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George W Bush & Paris Hilton porno collages 'pop-up' opens in former Manhattan pussy-parlor

Funny story: George W Bush & Paris Hilton porno collages 'pop-up' opens in former Manhattan pussy-parlor

The Bowery, Manhattan - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A former cattery-cum-pet grooming store is hosting the Manhattan exhibition debut of UK artist Jonathan Yeo's George W Bush and Paris Hilton collages made entirely from porno magazine cuttings. Th...

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Hadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression

Funny story: Hadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression

Leading scientists and financial experts are agreeing today that the Large Hadron Collider has created a financial black hole so big that all the economies of the west will collapse into a deep depression that will make 1929's Black Tuesday look like...

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