Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

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Friday, 27 June 2008


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Results "Unsatisfying" and "Dissapointing."

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.

An anonymous panel of women, who kept their names secret in fear of public criticism for being total sluts, created the survey to discover the reason behind the lack of any decent dick.

"I don't know if its just Texas or if evolution has failed us women." One woman replied. Another survey member also commented on the complete lack of improvisation. "I mean if you don't have much to work with, there are procedures that can fix it. Seriously if women can get breast implants, then men can get some cock implants. I haven't had a good lay since the last million man march!"

Government research studies still show caucasians well behind African Americans, but still comfortably ahead of Asian Americans. "We're continuing our efforts to keep the brotha man down until we can correct this issue." commented white house spokesman Pecker Wood.

On the other hand several women's groups across the nation have organized to raise money for penis research to find a cure for "baby dick". At this point any woman who isn't dating basketball players or Huey Lewis are urged to contribute.

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