Daniel And Rupert Boycott Emma Watson's Birthday Bash After She Refuses To Strip For Them

Written by Sophie Jayne

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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Emma won't strip for the boys.

Last Saturday well known Harry Potter actress Emma Watson turned 18 and she threw a massive celeb party for herself. However both Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe didn't even bother to turn up. Something that was widely speculated about afterwards.

Their spokes people fed us some bull about how they were too busy and how the party clashed with their diaries. Though I can tell you that this is entirely untrue, and that the truth actually lies hidden underneath Emma's sexy lingerie.

"The Boys got a bit giddy." Emma told me "And asked me if I would be stripping at my party. When I said no way, they said in that case they would rather stay at home with their babysitters watching cartoons and playing with their lego."

"How could Emma be so selfish?" Ginger Rupert Grint asked "She has this uber sexy body yet she won't show it off, not even a nipple. Well one thing is for sure she is not invited to my 21st and she should know I will be stripping. She will be well gutted."

Daniel Radcliffe was too busy with his babysitter and lego to comment.

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