Duffy agrees to pose nude

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Sunday, 30 March 2008

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Duffy nude? In your dreams maybe

After weeks of relentless pressure, Duffy has agreed to pose nude for a magazine for an undisclosed fee. The details of the magazine or the photos have yet to be released, but Duffy made the announcement at a press conference yesterday.

A source close to Duffy told us: "Duffy has had no end of requests from all over the world to do this and just thought, well if people are that interested why not. If one is proud of one's body, and people want to see it then what's the big deal?"

The source continued: "I must admit we have been a bit surprised. After all Duffy is a six foot four, seventeen stone bricklayer from Huddersfield - and he hasn;t been used to this sort of attention before. He has had quite alot of ribbing from the lads I can tell you."

At the press conference Duffy said: "I was originally called Duffer - partly because my name is Paul Dufton but also because I am a very bad bricklayer. Duffer then became Duffy." A bright spark from The Sun piped up that the headline could be that Duffy is a lousy lay. That same reporter discovered it is best not to practice crap headlines on a six foot four, seventeen stone bricklayer from Huddersfield.

Meanwhile, a beautiful welsh songstress who has impressed the music world with her latest song "Mercy" continues to charm audiences with all her clothes on.

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