Brenda Song nude pics for Joe Jonas!

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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Wow looks like a princess has found herself in a scandal. We are hoping Prince Charming saves her. Where are you Joe??

In a dream I had last night, teen queen, Brenda Song took nude pictures of herself for Teen heartthrob/womanizer and ex boyfriend Joe Jonas. Jonas 19, now dating cougar Camilla Belle, has not denied that the nude pictures are for him.

Song, 20, who was romantically involved with Jonas for several months, reportedly is very upset because TrainReq, the Miley Cyrus hacker, has revealed that he has hacked Song's blackberry and will leak the pictures online. Jonas and Song broke up and managed to keep their relationship a secret for several months.

TrainReq is set to release the pictures in March 2009, Song has stated "TrainReq wants an estimate 3.5 million dollars from me. If i decide to pay him that amount he will not leak my pictures.", when asked if Song decides to pay him 3.5 million, Song replied "Yes i will pay him that amount of money because i don't want these pictures to ruin my life and career. The CIA are tracking TrainReq, if the CIA capture him before March 2009, then i guess i won't have to pay 3.5 million dollars."

As for Jonas, he has "no comment" for this situation but didn't deny that those pictures were for him. Instead of discussing his ex's scandal, Jonas discussed his current lady, Camilla Belle. Oh poor B!!!!! Prince Charming got over her so quickly....... Brenda and Taylor Swift should write a book together about the pain of breaking up with a Jonas Brother! Or maybe a emotional song?

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