Cleveland, Ohio (IPP) - Authorities report a dramatic decline in the use of steroids by athletes in baseball and other sports. Butt plugs have replaced steroid use and its inherent dangers.
Athletes used steroids for years so that they could gain weight. Butt plugs allow athletes to gain weight and increase their size without the dangerous side effects.
One of the steroidal side effects was the shrinkage of athlete's gonads down to the size of a pea. Steroid use caused mood swings and bouts of anger in athletes. The use of butt plugs has eliminated the mood swings but many sports figures still find themselves feeling some anger caused by the retention of solid waste inside their bodies.
Butt plugs are available in stores and no prescription is required. The use of butt plugs also eliminates the steroid pushers by putting them out of business.