Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Funny story written by iloveyouallifyouloveme

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas are expecting their own bundle of joy

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are becoming experts at creating a scandal. In a private interview with me, which no-one else witnessed, (honest, it happened), Joe Jonas confirmed his parents' worst nightmare - he and ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift are expecting a baby.

Not only has Joe broken his vow of purity, he also broke up with Taylor in a 27 second phone call hours after a 3 hour conversation when Taylor told Joe she was pregnant. It is believed that Taylor is heart-broken and is considering terminating the pregnancy.

Ryan then asked Kevin and Nick what they thought of the pregnancy to which Kevin replied "I never thought that Joe would beat me to becoming a Dad, but I'm sure he'll make a great father." Nick added, "Even though Joe hasn't made the right decisions lately we still respect him as a brother and hopefully everything is gonna work out."

Later Joe managed to get Taylor on the phone and they had an impromptu relationships counselling session with Ryan, this is what we learned:

1. Joe wants to make it up to Taylor, and he thinks that they should get married for the sake of the child.

2. Taylor is so angry at how the relationship ended that she is not ready to consider reconsilling.

3. Ryan Seacrest is no relationship counsellor

It is believed that an official counselling session will be held in the coming days and it will be decided then whether Taylor will keep the baby.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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