Written by Travis Higgins

Friday, 18 July 2008

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Simpsons USO tour "wadrobe malfunction"

Singer and actress Jessica Simpson issued a statement today adamantly denying claims that she purposely exposed her breast to U.S and British military personnel during a recent concert appearance on the military's USO tour in Kuwait.

The June 28th incident, which drew harsh words from critics, was apparently well received by the fighting forces. Reports say the entire makeshift stadium erupted in applause.

While speaking to reporters outside her California home, Simpson says "it was an accident whole thing is stupid and wrong! I didn't mean to expose myself although I really did like the attention!"

Due to the overwhelming positive troop response to the incident, one official speaking on the condition of anonymity, says no indecent exposure charges will be filed against the 28 year old singer citing the fact that her breast where perfect and there was nothing indecent about the situation.

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