Written by Sophie Jayne

Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Daniel Craig preparing to sue.

Have you ever got Daniel Craig mixed up with Daniel Radcliffe? Thought not. One is a forty year old secret agent and the other is an eighteen year old wizard. Yet Craig seems to think that the public get mixed up between the two Daniels. He is so unhappy with sharing the same name as the boy actor that he is preparing to sue him for custody of the name.

"I don't want people to think that I am him and vice versa. So I told him that if he was not prepared to give up his name I would see him in court." Said the hunky James Bond actor "He can have any name he wants just not Daniel that is mine. He is still young he will be able to adapt plus Humphrey Jacob Radcliffe has a certain ring to it don't you think?"

"I can't believe it. Well if he thinks I ll give up my name without a bloody fight he is sadly mistaken!" Screamed Mr Radcliffe "Yes I will be seeing him in court but he should know I am a lot richer than him and will be paying the best lawyer in the world and I am a hell of a lot sexier than him so if I have to sleep with the judge to keep my name I will be doing so."

It seems to us a lot of fuss over nothing but do not worry will be in the court room as Daniel takes on Daniel and we will report all of it, we ourselves have our fingers crossed for a catfight.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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