Written by Robert W. Armijo

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

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Will the real Tina Fey please stand up?

New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she would reenact many of the SNL comedy skits to spice up her marriage.

"Wow! She [Palin] really went all out," said Mark Johnson, who downloaded the videotape from the web. "She even had a mockup of the SNL Weekend News Update set built right there in her bedroom."

The sex tape begins with Palin seductively walking over to a replicate SLN Weekend News Update desk made-up of cardboard, scrawled children's irregular handwriting in different colored crayons and reversed lettering.

Once seated behind the anchor desk, Palin reads the spoof news from a sheet of paper, all the while toying with her black-framed eyeglasses in a coy but suggestive manner.

Nervously responding to directions given to her by an inaudible male voice off camera, Palin is visibly excited. Nonetheless, she appears to be talking to herself as she repeatedly looks to her right. Until, the camera slowly widens, revealing her co-anchor: a wide mouth blow up party doll wearing a blonde wig, obviously made-up to look like Amy Poehler.

"It's really kinky and kind of creepy at the same time, if you ask me," said Hank Wyllie, who also viewed the sex tape. "She does Tina Fey so well, I thought I was watching SNL. Until, you know; the end."

"It's a fake sex tape," claims Manuel Marquez, who dismisses the sex tape as a fraud. "You can tell because just when the couple starts to get busy, knocking boots, one of them kicks the camera so that it focuses in on a close-up tight shot of the mute wide-open lipstick lined mouth of the sex doll, while exaggerated pleasure groans continue just out of camera range. Come on! Show me the money shot!"

Marquez says he was going to vote for Palin before the sex tape because he was into chicks that look like librarians with those black-rimed glasses. Now, he is uncertain.

"I can't vote for a candidate that lacks integrity," says Marquez. "If Palin fakes an orgasm in the bedroom, she'll probably fake foreign policy in the Oval room."

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