Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Written by Vanessa Ramirez

Friday, 4 April 2008


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Naked photos of hunky Tom Cruise have been sold for a million dollars and the new buyer of them is none other than George Michael.

The pictures show Mr Cruise naked and lying on a bed. He is totally nude. The photos had been taken by Tom's friends when he was a struggling actor and needed the cash.

George Michael who is gay has purchased the pictures.

Tom Cruise is said to be very angry that these pictures were sold behind his back.

George Michael though claims that he wouldn't be gay if he had known about hot Mexican babes. "I didn't know any in London" said George "I guarantee that if there had been some spicy hot chica at my school she would have made me straight."

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