Teenagers all across the globe have been banned from accessing magazines, televison and their computers by frustrated parents following the leaking of an image of explicit images of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron in 'compromising' poses.
"These images are not fit for the consumption of children and young people of that ilk", said a bald man in a suit called Bob. Nobody could explain why he called his suit 'Bob'.
The pictures, taken at what appears to be a Bar Mitzvah, show Hannah Montana star Cyrus engaging in 'unnatural acts' while dressed in an oversized vagina costume.
High School Musical 'heart-throb' Efron is fully lubed-up in a penis outfit.
"Shocking, simply shocking", said a woman who hasn't seen the pictures, "although I've always thought Efron was a prick"
