There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears.
The vaginas, both very similar in design, are currently the subjects of more than 12million Google searches per day each, and now account for nearly 48% of all internet searches worldwide.
Miss Cyrus, whose vagina regularly appears naked in the Disney Channel's 'Hannah Montana's Vagina', and Spears, the former pop princess, both have very lovely vaginas, although they are both extremely hairy, and tend to smell rather fishy from time-to-time.
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