Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 28 December 2008

Hey!

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
Neither Britney nor Miley

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears.

The vaginas, both very similar in design, are currently the subjects of more than 12million Google searches per day each, and now account for nearly 48% of all internet searches worldwide.

Miss Cyrus, whose vagina regularly appears naked in the Disney Channel's 'Hannah Montana's Vagina', and Spears, the former pop princess, both have very lovely vaginas, although they are both extremely hairy, and tend to smell rather fishy from time-to-time.

This story was written purely to score points.
PLEASE DO NOT READ IT!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more