Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger.
Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compared to what they should be.
"My tits are huge", said Parton, "and Miley's are a little on the scrawny side. She needs to plump those babies up before winter or they'll shrivel, y'all".
Miley Cyrus has taken in all the advice but says that she doesn't want to go down the route of giving her birds artificial feed or nourishment.
"My tits are natural. I don't want to go interfering with nature and feeding them Genetically modified stuff", she squawked, "I know Dolly has no problem with helping 'nature' along, but I'd prefer to raise my little titties as God intended".
