British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role

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Wednesday, 27 February 2008

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London - (Bare Ass Mess): Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been honored by the British Whorse Society's top gong, the West End Naked Newcomer of the Year, for his nude torso role in Equus.

Sponsored by WhatsNakedOnStage.com magazine in conjunction with Mount Gay Rum the prestigious prize recognises the Nude Theatre Event of the Year.

Speaking to reporters about the gong Radcliffe said that playing the role of troubled Alan Strang was "one of the greatest naked experiences of my entire life.

"Equus is a tremendous chance to get your kit off on stage," Radcliffe continued, "and one that came earlier to me than I ever dreamed....apart from the odd nude gropes and fumblings on the Order of the Phoenix set when nobody was looking.

"I'm thrilled and proud to have been given a naked part of this caliber.

"What do you think about my naked body, anyway?"

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