President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
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The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a very surprising announcement the FBI has just informed the news media that two pieces of baboon shit (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Alexander Beverly Murdaugh) will be sharing a jail cell at the infamou…
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A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
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Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Says Prison Has Turned Her Into A Flaming Lipstick Lesbian
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The biggest female sexual predator of our time, Ghislaine Maxwell, was recently interviewed by a reporter with The Channel 69 Eye Gazer News, in her cell at Sing Sing Federal Prison for Women. Maxwell told Cha…
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A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…
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Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection
OSSINING, New York - Officials at Sing Sing Prison have just informed the media of the results of a surprise inspection. A correction facility spokesperson who would only give her initials, V.Y. said that a group of 43 Sing Sing prison guards sear...
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Donald Trump being measured for a chastity belt in anticipation of a likely jail sentence
Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby
Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison
Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes
Inmate Blinded By Lindsay Lohan's Arrival: "All I Saw was Orange... and Huge Pontoon-like Duck Lips!"
Pot Now Sold To inmates In Colorado Prisons
Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
Local Wal-Mart to be Converted into Prison
Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest
The Notorious Drug Lord El Chapo Has Escaped From Sing Sing Prison
HMP Ford to be saved
Inmate Throws "Poop Hammer" At Cell Extraction Team
Trump For Prison In 2024
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A group calling itself The Windy City Citizens To Make Sure Trump Ends Up In Prison In 2024 (TWCCTMSTEUIPI-2024) has informed the national news media that they plan to raise $75.3 million within three weeks. A spokesperso…
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Ghislaine Maxwell Says That a Prison Guard Tried to Poison Her with a Baloney Sandwich
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell informed them that a prison guard tried to poison her. Maxwell said that the guard brought her dinner which consisted of a baloney sandwich, some Cheetos, and…
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Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality. The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho…
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Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum
There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...
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Alex Murdaugh to become a jailhouse lawyer
Alex Murdaugh is preparing to become a jailhouse lawyer to save himself from a savage love affair in prison. He will officially be known as the goose that lays the golden eggs by prison gang leaders who hope that Murdaugh will get them a retrial…
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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison
Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...
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Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
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Ghislaine Maxwell, the Alleged Sexual Predator, Wants To Be Released From Prison Because She Fears Getting Sexually Molested.
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - A woman who many consider to be one of the most evil sexual predators in the history of sex, has stated that she needs to be released from prison as soon as possible. Ghislaine Maxwell told TMZ that if she is not release…
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A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – The state of Kentucky is famous for thoroughbred race horses, and now, for a thoroughbred ex-school teacher. Former girl’s P.E. teacher Rhonda F. Boxwinkle, is headed to the big house. And, no doubt, the rough and tumble Dixi…
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Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison
EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...
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Naked Paris Hilton in Jail, Added to Satirical Headline Instead of Joke.
In a blatant and obvious attempt to receive hits, the words 'Naked Paris Hilton' have been put in the headline of a satirical article. This comes with the full knowledge that this story will receive more hits than anything that is actually w...
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Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!
The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...
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Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners
Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...
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Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'
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Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison
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Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners
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Ghislaine Maxwell, the Alleged Sexual Predator, Wants To Be Released From Prison Because She Fears Getting Sexually Molested.
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Ghislaine Maxwell Says That a Prison Guard Tried to Poison Her with a Baloney Sandwich
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Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Says Prison Has Turned Her Into A Flaming Lipstick Lesbian
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A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
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Alex Murdaugh to become a jailhouse lawyer
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The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison
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A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
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Naked Paris Hilton in Jail, Added to Satirical Headline Instead of Joke.
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Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!
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Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection
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Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum
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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison
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A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
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Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours
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Trump For Prison In 2024
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Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
