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Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Funny story: Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Alderson, West Virginia --- As a means of assuring my loyal family and friends of my well-being, I have decided to chronicle my day-to-day experiences here at Alderson. Warden Olivia Clayton, already a dear friend, has agreed to release my thoughts...

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Obama Endorses Prison Reform

Funny story: Obama Endorses Prison Reform

President Obama has agreed to, further study, of a potential prison reform idea. John Q. Wyattly, Commissioner of the Federal Prison Reform committee made the proposal to the President early this morning. The controversial reform would not only...

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Lindsay Lohan to be released early?

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to be released early?

Lindsay Lohan is to be released early from prison, and will not serve the full ninety days. Indeed, it has been hinted that due to her disruptive nature behind bars, she may not even see out two weeks. According a source within the prison, Lohan w...

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Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Funny story: Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Former US comedian, Bill Cosby, now incarcerated for between 3 and 10 years for rape, has been getting into the Christmas spirit behind bars, and earlier today visited fellow inmates in their cells, dressed as Santa Claus. As the pantomime season...

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Warder Arrested in Holloway Babies Scandal

Security at London's Holloway Prison was tightened after it emerged that a prisoner was suing the prison after being given Paracetamol for her pregnancy. An internal enquiry was launched to find out how babies were getting into the prison. Toda...

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BTK Killer BTK's himself

Funny story: BTK Killer BTK's himself

(CNN) - Prison officials made a gruesome discovery today when they found notorious BTK killer Dennis Rader in a blood soaked cell hanging upside down swinging from the rafters with all limbs severed and half of his partially exploded skull in the toi...

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Shares in prison company continue to rise

Funny story: Shares in prison company continue to rise

If you're looking for a good stock to invest in, you could do a lot worse than Alabama State Penitentiary Conglomerates. Since they have expanded their operations beyond their eponymous state, they have seen profits rise by 400% and their workforce i...

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Lindsay Lohan will serve 6 months in butt pounding Jail

The Judge decided to extend Lindsay Lohan's Jail sentence to 6 months with absolutely no chance of parole being presented before the highly feared unquestioned Parole Board. The Judge also decided that Lindsay Lohan should serve all 6 of those mon...

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