Funny story: All Bill Cosby's Fellow Prisoners Have Escaped

All Bill Cosby's Fellow Prisoners Have Escaped

Prison officials at the facility where former comedian Bill Cosby is currently incarcerated say there has been a mass breakout, and that the only person now left 'in custody', is the man who used to play Dr. Huxtable. Guards coming on duty this mo...

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Funny story: Dogwalker Jailed For Failing To Pick Up Dog Shit

Dogwalker Jailed For Failing To Pick Up Dog Shit

A man in Scarborough was given a custodial sentence on Friday, after he told a judge he would have no intention of paying any fine levied against him for his failure to pick up a dog shit that his pet had left on one of the town's beaches. Ian Bra...

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Funny story: Sajid Javid’s “rightly behind bars” inspires new sentencing for Assange at 400 years

Sajid Javid’s “rightly behind bars” inspires new sentencing for Assange at 400 years

British Home Secretary Sajid Javid’s remark that Julian Assange is “rightly behind bars” has led to further developments on "how long?" Mr. Javid signed a US extradition request, followed by disclosure that Mr. Assange faces 17 charges and 175 yea...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Unveils His Jailbird Jazz Sextet

Bill Cosby Unveils His Jailbird Jazz Sextet

If you hear some coolnotes coming at you in the vicinity of the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution Phoenix, it's probably the supercool and sexy, funky jazz sound of the Jailbird Jazz Sextet, the brainchild of jailed former comedian, Bill Co...

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Funny story: Plan to allow future convicts to serve time before they offend

Plan to allow future convicts to serve time before they offend

Under a bold Home Office scheme, people who believe they might commit an offence in the future will be able to build up ‘Porridge Points’ at a time which suits them. If and when they are convicted of a crime, the courts will then use any credits t...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...

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Funny story: Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve loses banking license

Federal Reserve loses banking license

Washington D.C. According to YouTube viewer Joe Blow, the Federal Reserve lost its banking license on September 14, 2018. “I was watching YouTube, and all of a sudden this Scottish guy started saying the Federal Reserve was DONE. No more licen...

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Funny story: Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

On Tuesday, at a $100,000 per plate GOP luncheon, Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich talked about the importance of lowering the cost of production in America, if we are to effectively compete with the burgeoning Chinese economy. "The Chinese fo...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Denied Razor And Wax In Prison

Paris Hilton Denied Razor And Wax In Prison

Paris Hilton has reportedly been denied razors (electric and blade) in her prison. She has also been denied access to hot wax and Brazilian Bikini Wax specialists. As her stay will be under 60 days (with good behaviour), she will also not in the ne...

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Funny story: Bush to Iraqi Insurgents: Could You Please Stop Bringing ‘Em On?

Bush to Iraqi Insurgents: Could You Please Stop Bringing ‘Em On?

In a speech directed towards Iraqi insurgents and those who may have been offended enough by the photos of prisoner abuse in the Abu Ghraib prison to rise up against American soldiers, U.S. President George W. Bush called for an end to the aggression...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Senator Philbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] has just met with the members of the news media and he has informed them about a very important piece of state legislation that has just been passed by the Arkansas State Senate.

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Funny story: Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump, in the midst of discussing The Wall, paused, and in the middle of his sentence, changed the subject to a new prison he is proposing. "As it stands, right now, and I'm not saying it's going to happen, but what if one...

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Funny story: Paris Prison Gift Registrar

Paris Prison Gift Registrar

Paris has requested that you forward the following to her with all your love.. _Gai Gai Karraokee PHPA...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

LOS ANGELES - A custodian at the rehab clinic where Lindsay Lohan is serving her 3 month mandatory confinement has said that he has never seen a patient who is in such a state of denial, confusion, and boredom than Lindsay Lohan. He commented that...

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Funny story: Trump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison

Trump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison

Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel's Prime Minister, faces a possible trial on charges of bribery, fraud and corruption after his attorney general announced that he would file for an indictment. Seeking advice from someone who's been there, he reached out to...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Former US comedian, Bill Cosby, now incarcerated for between 3 and 10 years for rape, has been getting into the Christmas spirit behind bars, and earlier today visited fellow inmates in their cells, dressed as Santa Claus. As the pantomime season...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal and appears resigned to serve out her forty five day prison sentence for D.W.I. and driving with a suspended license. She admitted to her publicist today that she hopes she is such a good girl that she does get ha...

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