Funny story - A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges

A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – The state of Kentucky is famous for thoroughbred race horses, and now, for a thoroughbred ex-school teacher. Former girl’s P.E. teacher Rhonda F. Boxwinkle, is headed to the big house. And, no doubt, the rough and tumble Dixi…

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Funny story - Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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Funny story - Roger Stone Has Just Become The Luckiest Man in America Thanks To President Trump

Roger Stone Has Just Become The Luckiest Man in America Thanks To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who many say knows dozens of sneaky, underhanded things that President Trump has done will not be going to prison, after all. In yet another presidential pardon, King Donald the 1st, has just given Roger Stone a 'get out…

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Funny story - Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Funny story - Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...

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Funny story - Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set... ... they're all convicts! So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Funny story - Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'

Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'

The Sparrow Mirror, Britain's best selling sparrow orientated tabloid, today published a photograph of what it says is evidence of systematic abuse inside the aviary section of Abu Ghraib prison, where around seventy Iraqi insurgent sparrows are...

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Funny story - Warren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail

Warren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail

Polygamist and child abuser Warren Jeffs was last night married to fellow inmate and jail bully "Big Rosco" Tanner at a ceremony in the penitentiary showers, attended by other prisoners and watched by guard...

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Funny story - Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...

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Funny story - UK Prison pigeons trained to attack drones!

UK Prison pigeons trained to attack drones!

A new combat force of highly trained prison pigeons is to be released around the walls of all UK prisons to combat illegal drones penetrating security because "pigs cannot fly" and prison officers neither! The Pigeon force will attack drones buzzi...

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Funny story - Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

OSSINING, New York - Officials at Sing Sing Prison have just informed the media of the results of a surprise inspection. A correction facility spokesperson who would only give her initials, V.Y. said that a group of 43 Sing Sing prison guards sear...

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Funny story - Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...

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Funny story - Saddam Hussein's Secret Prison Interview with Martin Bashir to Air on FOX

Saddam Hussein's Secret Prison Interview with Martin Bashir to Air on FOX

(FOX NEWS) Pentagon officials are scrambling to figure out, as Donald Rumsfeld put it,"How Martin Bashir of all people" could break into a level 5 maximum security U.S. military prison in Baghdad and interview, videotape and record Saddam H...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

After what newspaper reports have already called 'The Cosby Redemption', women all across the United States were being warned to be 'extremely vigilant' this evening, after it was revealed that the jailed former comedian, Bill Cosby, had managed to o...

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Funny story - President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

MANHATTAN – Michael Cohen, the attorney that Donald J. Trump called his “Fixer,” has just been released from the Otisville Correctional Facility. Cohen, aka #2190562, was released early, and many are saying that it is because POTUS was scared as h...

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Funny story - Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – One of the most evil women in history has just been arrested, and is now sitting in jail. Ghislaine Maxwell, (#6903517) who was the girlfriend of the most perverted pervert on Earth, Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested as she…

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Funny story - Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide' Is "Sketchy At Best", Says Criminal Network

Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide' Is "Sketchy At Best", Says Criminal Network

The death in custody of financier, and alleged sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, could not have happened completely by his own hand, according to the criminal underground. Epstein was found lifeless in his cell yesterday, and his corpse was rushed to a M...

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