Funny story - Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – One of the most evil women in history has just been arrested, and is now sitting in jail. Ghislaine Maxwell, (#6903517) who was the girlfriend of the most perverted pervert on Earth, Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested as she…

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Funny story - Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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Funny story - Lawmakers make it a crime to be black in many US states

Lawmakers make it a crime to be black in many US states

Lawmakers in many US states, after growing tired of inmates blaming their arrests on their race, have finally made being a member of a minority group a crime. So now, when inmates allege that they are only in prison due to their race, prison official...

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Funny story - Completely Tattooed Felicity Huffman, Former Desperate Housewife TV Star, Walks Out of Prison

Completely Tattooed Felicity Huffman, Former Desperate Housewife TV Star, Walks Out of Prison

After 14 days of incarceration, Felicity Huffman, the former star of Desperate Housewives, stepped out of federal prison and into the car of this reporter for an exclusive two-minute interview. Q. Ms. Huffman, you look noticeably different, but...

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Funny story - Low-Self-Esteem Suspect Has Trouble Believing He Truly Warrants Arrest

Low-Self-Esteem Suspect Has Trouble Believing He Truly Warrants Arrest

“It was just hard for me to believe I truly deserved it," said 19-year-old alleged armed robber Darien Keller of Nashville, Tennessee, after a high-speed police chase involving over 20 vehicles and an additional dozen officers on foot finally led to...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Funny story - Michael Cohen Says That He Is Ready To Spill The Beans on President Trump

Michael Cohen Says That He Is Ready To Spill The Beans on President Trump

MADRID, New York – The man who was Donald Trump’s personal attorney and so called “Fixer” for ten years, has just commented that he is ready to sing like Celine Dion. Michael Cohen said that he has had a lot of time to think, as he sat in his tiny...

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Funny story - Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Funny story - President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

MANHATTAN – Michael Cohen, the attorney that Donald J. Trump called his “Fixer,” has just been released from the Otisville Correctional Facility. Cohen, aka #2190562, was released early, and many are saying that it is because POTUS was scared as h...

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Funny story - Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'

Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'

The Sparrow Mirror, Britain's best selling sparrow orientated tabloid, today published a photograph of what it says is evidence of systematic abuse inside the aviary section of Abu Ghraib prison, where around seventy Iraqi insurgent sparrows are...

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Funny story - Are Tories still Party of Law 'n Order?

Are Tories still Party of Law 'n Order?

There is the old adage about a policeman's whistle. The sound of it either brings you comfort or fear. If you are comfortable in the first place it is reassuring to know that you are being protected from the revolutionary hordes - but if you are of a category that immediately causes the police to be suspicious you fear the sound of a police whistle. Now the Tories know which side of the fen...

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Funny story - Harvey Weinstein Fondles Cellmate's Testicles

Harvey Weinstein Fondles Cellmate's Testicles

Harvey Weinstein, the former Hollywood movie producer who, on Monday, was convicted of rape and sexual assault at his trial in New York City, and now faces up to 25 years in jail, has already landed himself in hot water after allegedly fondling the t...

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Funny story - Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...

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Funny story - President Trump’s Long-Time Lawyer, Michael Cohen Caught Digging a Hole in His Prison Cell

President Trump’s Long-Time Lawyer, Michael Cohen Caught Digging a Hole in His Prison Cell

MADRID, New York – President Trump’s former attorney and well-documented ‘fixer,’ recently said that he is going stir-crazy sitting in his tiny prison cell at New York state's infamous Sang Sung Prison. Michael Cohen (aka #7803219) is so desperate...

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Funny story - Warren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail

Warren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail

Polygamist and child abuser Warren Jeffs was last night married to fellow inmate and jail bully "Big Rosco" Tanner at a ceremony in the penitentiary showers, attended by other prisoners and watched by guard...

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Funny story - Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set... ... they're all convicts! So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...

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Funny story - OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...

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Funny story - Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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Funny story - Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...

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Funny story - Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...

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