Paris Prison Gift Registrar

Funny story written by ChillerBaggins

Friday, 8 June 2007

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Rodeo Dr. is down the hill.

Paris has requested that you forward the following to her with all your love.. _Gai Gai Karraokee PHPA

*You can registar in Hotties at Two Rodeo Drive - or anywhere at Rodeo Drive that won't let you in. Select off the footpath.

Banana Skirt - House of Dereon (N. Rodeo)

Pet tote - modeled after the hottest handbags on the runway and crafted in crocodile, suede and tweed. - Petote (Two Rodeo)

Brad Pitt choker filled with liquid and tiny glass beads coated in his DNA - channels (Two Rodeo)

Emanuel Ungaro straw and pink leather mule sandals (sz 6) - Emanuel Ungaro (Rodeo)

Stuart Weitzman pink snake print sandals (sz 6) - Weitzman on Rodeo (N. Rodeo)

Prada black and white square toe mules (sz 6.5) - Prada (Two Rodeo)

salvatore ferragamo pink and orange snakeskin handbag - ferragamo on Rodeo (Two Rodeo)

new Yves Saint Laurent wine fish hobo bag - Y-S-L (Two Rodeo)

Sigerson Morrison metallic green wristlet - Siggy (N. Rodeo)

Nick Cage Genuine 1950's Hawaiian Shirt - Nick Cage Mansion

Ya Ya beige silk chiffon skirt (sz p) - Ya Ya on Rodeo (Rodeo)

new Diane von Furstenberg "zebra butterfly" skirt (sz 2) - von Furstenberg (Two Rodeo)

Juicy couture burgandy cashmere sport mini (sz s) - Voodoo (Rodeo)

new D&G silver metallic mini skirt - Roosters (Two Rodeo)

Plein suds tan suede lace up skirt (sz 2) - Voodoo (Rodeo)

Burberry baby touch eau de parfum 3.3oz - von Furstenberg (Two Rodeo)

new Anna Sui love 1.0 oz & 2.5oz - Voodoo (Rodeo)

..and the one i did Paris Hilton - Kmart - Hacienda Heights, 333 S Hacienda Blvd

Anything Julia Roberts got in "Pretty Woman" from Boulmiche, a few steps west of Rodeo, at 9501 Santa Monica Blvd.

Anything from "The Rodeo Collection" - (421 Rodeo)

Anything from Nicole Richie - (Nicole Richie's flop house)
Note: Check she's at Glendale Police Department 1st, or her 2005 black Mercedes-Benz sport utility vehicle is not parked at her dump!

Baccarat Medicis ring in peony - Baccarat (Two Rodeo)

Red Monkey vintage buckle belt - Jennifer Kaufman (Two Rodeo)

One Book (I do REED)

Robert Marc personalized sunglasses - Robert Marc boutiques (Two Rodeo)

Paris does not smoke, but loves to collect cigarette cards, please send
15 cartons of Marlboro Lights - smokecafe (Rodeo)

Paris only drinks Bud Lite, but does like to READ the labels on Vodka bottles.
So, please send 18 assorted from - Russia House (N. Rodeo) Tanks

One pearl handle Robert Blake and 50 bullets (The shiny ones)
Our great American hero Paul Revere (of Paul Revere and the raiders - daddy's fav oldie band) said it's in the American Connie Chung, that women's arms are bear.
Note: I think she means here ... Baretta (1975) (TV) .... Det. Tony Baretta (in continual re-runs)-PHPA

Write to me and send presents to:
Paris Whitney Hilton c/-
Century Regional Detention Center, Lynwood, California,

Thank you for your good thoughts, Gai Gai Karraokee -Paris Hilton Personal Assistant. (PHPA)

Google Earth::
420 N Rodeo Dr, Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Latitude: 34° 4'10.63"N
Longitude: 118°24'12.16"W

Two Rodeo Drive

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