NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who is known as America’s #1 shock jock entertainer just stated on his radio show that Trump will end up wearing an orange jumpsuit, and sitting in the “Big House” by Easter Bunny Day.
Howard said that he's never been more sure of anything in his life, and added that he'd bet his left nut that Don The Con will end up being a convict.
He added that he is as positive about that fact, as he is about the fact, that Ann “The Human Swizzle Stick” Coulter hasn’t been banged in at least 6 years.
Howard, who says he could run for Mayor of New York, and win in a landslide, says that Trump finally found out that if you lie, and lie, and lie, and lie dozens of times a day, sooner or later, it’s going to fucking catch up to you.
And now even his own wife, Melania, says that truth-be-told, she has gotten to whenever she sees her husband’s vagina-looking face, she has to run to the bathroom and throw up.
In a related story, a close friend of Trump’s says that he is now looking for a lawyer to defend him against the sexual harassment charges that 98-year-old Betty White has just filed against him.
[PUBLISHER’S NOTE: The alleged sexual harassment happened when Trump was 27, and Betty was 51].