Larry Nasal gets into scuffle at Florida prison

Funny story written by Jake de Fake

Monday, 17 July 2023

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The man who attacked Nasal was incarcerated for chasing women at a park.

Weirdo News: In an ironic twist, former doctor Larry Nasal was attacked in prison after a comment he allegedly made while watching the women's Wimbledon tennis tournament, according to sources familiar with the case. He confessed to having a crush on Serena Williams.

Nasal, was attacked by an inmate who wanted fame and international recognition. He dreamed of a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. The news media refused to mention his name, to prevent him from becoming a celebrity. The inmate was sent to prison for chasing women at a jogging path with a wood club.

Nasal plans to sue the prison system for cruel and unusual punishment because they didn't house him in the Alderson Federal Prison Camp in West Virginia, due to his high profile status. The prison knew Nasal would be attacked and they put his life in danger by not segregating him from the general population. Lawyers for Nasal plan to sue for 12 million dollars which will be used for his long term medical cost and therapy.

People who said they would fix the prison system , seem to have fallen short on their promise, from Nasal's point of view.

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