Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

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Monday, 30 August 2010


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Lindsay Lohan wants to go on The Larry King Show and ask him some questions regarding Paris Hilton's special treatment.

LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel.

She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament.

Last year LiLo came in third and took home $100,000. She said that she would have won, but when the air conditioning quit she started to sweat and it threw off her concentration.

She was asked why she decided to participate in the tournament since she just recently got out of prison.

Lohan smiled and said that she hopes to win so that she can put the money in a Jail Bail Fund just in case someone messes up and she ends up having to go back to prison.

She was asked what she thought about Paris Hilton getting arrested (again) with a drug substance.

Lindsay yelled out that the Las Vegas incident makes it three times that the little spoiled Hollywood brat has been busted for drugs and nothing ever seems to happen to her.

LiLo said that if her name was Juanita Suarez, or Ling Chow Ping, or LaVonda Chantell Washington, her butt would have been sitting in jail just as sure as Ann Coulter has that horsey look about her.

But since she has that fancy rich name Hilton and that fancy city name Paris, it appears that the authorities simply just tell her to be on her merry way and try not to get her cute little ass caught with illegal substances again.

SIDENOTE: Lohan said that she is planning on appearing on Larry King's Show and asking King and America why it is that the little, blonde, spoiled, socialite, bitch ho Paris Hilton can get away with doing that shit over and over and over whereas she has to go sit in the big, old, ugly, cold prison.

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