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Bill Cosby escapes prison

Funny story: Bill Cosby escapes prison

In the morning, a loud, shrill siren began wailing from the SCI Phoenix prison in Collegeville, Pennsylvania. Few, if any prisoners, had ever before heard this sound in their time at SCI Phoenix. It was the escape siren in the supposedly inescapa...

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Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Funny story: Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face. The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's all...

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Bill Cosby To Undergo Anal Check-up

Funny story: Bill Cosby To Undergo Anal Check-up

Bill Cosby, the comedian who is serving a '3 to 10-year' prison term for drugging a woman in order to have sex with her, is to seek medical attention, after complaining of "juddering pains" in his back passage. Cosby, 81, incarcerated at the Penn...

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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Funny story: Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

Funny story: Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

After what newspaper reports have already called 'The Cosby Redemption', women all across the United States were being warned to be 'extremely vigilant' this evening, after it was revealed that the jailed former comedian, Bill Cosby, had managed to o...

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Bill Cosby Unveils His Jailbird Jazz Sextet

Funny story: Bill Cosby Unveils His Jailbird Jazz Sextet

If you hear some coolnotes coming at you in the vicinity of the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution Phoenix, it's probably the supercool and sexy, funky jazz sound of the Jailbird Jazz Sextet, the brainchild of jailed former comedian, Bill Co...

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Bill Cosby Gets Standing Ovation From Cellmate

Funny story: Bill Cosby Gets Standing Ovation From Cellmate

It was a much more relaxed evening for jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, last night, as the 81-year-old former funnyman put on an impromptu performance to remember - even if it will only be remembered by one man, Cosby's cellmate, Thomas 'Frankie' Knuckle...

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Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Funny story: Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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Bill Cosby Sweater Sale To Be Held To Fund His Coke Habit

Funny story: Bill Cosby Sweater Sale To Be Held To Fund His Coke Habit

In what's been called by some, "despicable", the family of jailed sex offender, Bill Cosby, are to be allowed to send vast amounts of money to the former comedian, so that he can fund his Coke habit. The cash is to be raised by selling off his la...

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Bill Cosby Subjected To Evil Name-calling By Fellow Inmates

Funny story: Bill Cosby Subjected To Evil Name-calling By Fellow Inmates

Bill Cosby, who used to be a comedian, but isn't laughing anymore, is being subjected to almost-constant name-calling by his fellow inmates, I understand. Cosby, 81, was jailed for between 3 and 10 years for aggravated indecent sexual assault, but...

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Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Funny story: Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...

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Federal Reserve loses banking license

Funny story: Federal Reserve loses banking license

Washington D.C. According to YouTube viewer Joe Blow, the Federal Reserve lost its banking license on September 14, 2018. “I was watching YouTube, and all of a sudden this Scottish guy started saying the Federal Reserve was DONE. No more licen...

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Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Funny story: Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner, has appeared in court by video link today, which he managed to beam to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his £30.00 per ticket one-man sellout show. Bronson, also known as Charles Arthur Salvador...

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Tommy Robinson Shocked at Being Jailed

Funny story: Tommy Robinson Shocked at Being Jailed

Tommy Robinson is reportedly mortified that he has actually been jailed for 13 months, a source reported today. Apparantly, Mr Robinson's understanding of his role in current society was that of an "agitant" and a "troublemaker." As such, despite...

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Tommy Robinson Band To Re-release 'I Shall Be Released'

Funny story: Tommy Robinson Band To Re-release 'I Shall Be Released'

Tommy Robinson, the founder of the English Defence League, who is currently serving a 13-month prison sentence after being found guilty of contempt of court, has reformed his seventies punk band, and will release a new single tomorrow. The Tom Rob...

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Man In Poster Looked A Bit Like Jim Ballantyne

Funny story: Man In Poster Looked A Bit Like Jim Ballantyne

A poster on the wall in a Battambang school showed an image of a man who looked a bit like Jim Ballantyne, a prison officer who another man used to work with. The other man, Moys Kenwood, 54, noticed the poster on the wall of the stairwell at the...

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Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

Funny story: Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry! The pri...

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Throw Another Chimp In The Sky

*Warning this story may contain lazy stereotypes and bad grammar. Don't judge us but we've got a little bit of a grudge against Australia* Australia is to set up it's own National Space agency to grow it's own space program. With typical Aussie se...

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