Funny story - The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players

The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many in the Native-American community are hailing as a big step forward, Danny Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, says that he will be signing 13 Indian players. Sporting Chance magazine said that one o…

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Funny story - NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…

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Funny story - Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…

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Funny story - Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus

Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus

TAMPA BAY – Regarding the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic, Bucs coach Bruce Arians has made it very clear that he's no doctor, but he says he doesn’t have to be a firefighter to know that a forest fire is damn hot. Coach A, said that when the Bucs si…

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Funny story - An 8-Year-Old Boy From Wyoming Can Kick a Football 65 Yards

An 8-Year-Old Boy From Wyoming Can Kick a Football 65 Yards

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – Ever since little Timmy Nix was in his mother’s womb, she knew that he was going to be something special. Mrs. Nix said that she would be sitting on the sofa watching “The Young and the Restless”, and, all of a sudden, little T…

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Funny story - The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before…

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Funny story - The NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs

The NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs

NEW YORK CITY – The powers-that-be in the NFL recently met in the Big Apple, and discussed what they can do to attract more fans to their games. Everyone agreed that, for one thing, they needed to do away with the kickoff, which is the most boring…

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Funny story - President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...

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Funny story - The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss

The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss

NEW YORK CITY – The NFL has really been beating the bushes trying to find ways to improve the game, in order to draw back the fans once they get the green light to kick the season off (no pun intended). The NFL Committee on Rules has recommended t...

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Funny story - Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

TAMPA BAY – The sports world had been wondering if the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, was going to end up having to get a new number, since #12 was already taken by wide receiver Chris Goodwin. There were rumors floating around Fl...

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Funny story - Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story - Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...

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Funny story - The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia

The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia

ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...

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Funny story - Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Funny story - Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...

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Funny story - New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother

New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother

New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, fresh from an embarrassing 27-24 home defeat at the hands of the Miami Dolphins yesterday, which pitches the team into their first post-season Wild Card game since 2009, has warned journalists not to write...

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Funny story - Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

The former Dallas Cowboys linebacker, Jeff Rohrer, has spoken out after becoming the first NFL player, past or present, to get married to a human with a cock. Rohrer, who played for the Cowboys alongside such tough guys as Tony Dorsett, Ed 'Too Ta...

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Funny story - Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...

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Funny story - How Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?

How Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?

CHICAGO – There was a time, not too long ago, when many sportwriters and fans looked at Cam Newton as a type of superhero. The Carolina Panther walked like a panther and looked like a peacock. Newton was flashy and flamboyant, and he could ac...

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