NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
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Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video
The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...
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The New York Jets Fire Their Entire Cheerleading Squad
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – New York sports fans, like Boston and Philadelphia sports fans, can be downright mean and nasty when it comes to their home teams. Several years ago, Philadelphia Phillies fans booed the Easter Bunny. And, just la…
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked
The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...
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Dallas Cowboys Players 'Snorted Cocaine' At Halftime, Claims Fan
The Dallas Cowboys like to do it the hard way, and they did it the hard way against Atlanta last night, after coming back from a huge first quarter deficit of 20 points, and a 29-10 halftime reverse, to steal the game away from the Falcons 'at the de…
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The Tijuana Tamale Packers Football Team, Which Is Owned By Beyonce, Win Their Season Opener
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Beyonce Knowles, known as Queen B, by her gazillions of devoted fans, is extremely thrilled that her team the Tijuana Tamale Packers won their season opener, by clobbering the visiting Mexicali Maracas by a score o…
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American football roundup for a British audience
It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football
New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison
The Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team Has Been Suspended And Put On Probation
Ohio State Players Warned By The NCAA And The NFL About Excessive Bragging During Player Announcements
Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL
Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage
Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?
Viral video shows football coach exhibiting human behavior
NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII
The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida
Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian
New York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets fumble crew coach, Timmy "The Hands" Blumentelli, said that Ines Sainz, a reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca Network should not have been dressed like one of the Victoria's Secret models. He pointed out that when Sai...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace
A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...
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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...
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Lane Kiffin Says: The Only Reason I Left Tennessee Was So My Wife Could be a Cheerleader at USC!
Stories continue to unfold about the mysterious and late night defection of University of Tennessee Football coach Lane Kiffin to football powerhouse, USC. Details of Gypsy Coach Kiffin's contract at USC reveal some surprising perks never before...
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Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League
TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League. And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League...
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New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady
The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...
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House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!
The University of Wisconsin football program has been formally sued by the band House of Pain for using their song 'Jump Around', without properly obtaining permission or paying royalties. "We heard a story after the Ohio State game, that the Wisc...
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CEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example
Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.
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The Jacksonville Jaguars May Have to Change Their Name
JACKSONVILLE, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed the sports world that the Jacksonville Jaguars could be looking at a lawsuit. It appears that the Jacksonville football team has been using the name Jaguars w…
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A Texas High School Quarterback Throws 10 Touchdown Passes In One Game
PROGRESO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Growing up in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, Joe Willie Passadero, dreamed of one day being the starting quarterback for his hometown Progreso Fighting Red Ants high school team. Well Joe Willie, who was named aft…
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Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests
EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...
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Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…
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Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video
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New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady
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New York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model
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Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League
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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace
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Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell
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Dallas Cowboys Players 'Snorted Cocaine' At Halftime, Claims Fan
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NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
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The Tijuana Tamale Packers Football Team, Which Is Owned By Beyonce, Win Their Season Opener
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Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests
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Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked
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Lane Kiffin Says: The Only Reason I Left Tennessee Was So My Wife Could be a Cheerleader at USC!
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NFL Unveils Tickle Football
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House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!
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The Jacksonville Jaguars May Have to Change Their Name
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The New York Jets Fire Their Entire Cheerleading Squad
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A Texas High School Quarterback Throws 10 Touchdown Passes In One Game
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CEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example
