The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many in the Native-American community are hailing as a big step forward, Danny Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, says that he will be signing 13 Indian players. Sporting Chance magazine said that one o…
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NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled
NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…
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Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled
TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus
TAMPA BAY – Regarding the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic, Bucs coach Bruce Arians has made it very clear that he's no doctor, but he says he doesn’t have to be a firefighter to know that a forest fire is damn hot. Coach A, said that when the Bucs si…
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An 8-Year-Old Boy From Wyoming Can Kick a Football 65 Yards
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – Ever since little Timmy Nix was in his mother’s womb, she knew that he was going to be something special. Mrs. Nix said that she would be sitting on the sofa watching “The Young and the Restless”, and, all of a sudden, little T…
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The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before…
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Football Running Back Alleges He Had His Balls Fondled During Sexual Assault
Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness
The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games
Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)
President Trump is Demanding That The NFL Season Start on Time
Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break
The Green Bay Packers Are Moving To Pensacola, Florida
The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked
Jameis Winston Has Signed With the New Orleans Saints to Be Drew Bree’s Backup
Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl
The NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs
NEW YORK CITY – The powers-that-be in the NFL recently met in the Big Apple, and discussed what they can do to attract more fans to their games. Everyone agreed that, for one thing, they needed to do away with the kickoff, which is the most boring…
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President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance
PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...
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The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss
NEW YORK CITY – The NFL has really been beating the bushes trying to find ways to improve the game, in order to draw back the fans once they get the green light to kick the season off (no pun intended). The NFL Committee on Rules has recommended t...
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Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey
TAMPA BAY – The sports world had been wondering if the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, was going to end up having to get a new number, since #12 was already taken by wide receiver Chris Goodwin. There were rumors floating around Fl...
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Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...
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Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian
BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...
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The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia
ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...
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Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.
MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...
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Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium
Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...
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Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit
The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...
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New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother
New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, fresh from an embarrassing 27-24 home defeat at the hands of the Miami Dolphins yesterday, which pitches the team into their first post-season Wild Card game since 2009, has warned journalists not to write...
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Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis
The former Dallas Cowboys linebacker, Jeff Rohrer, has spoken out after becoming the first NFL player, past or present, to get married to a human with a cock. Rohrer, who played for the Cowboys alongside such tough guys as Tony Dorsett, Ed 'Too Ta...
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Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus
The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...
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How Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?
CHICAGO – There was a time, not too long ago, when many sportwriters and fans looked at Cam Newton as a type of superhero. The Carolina Panther walked like a panther and looked like a peacock. Newton was flashy and flamboyant, and he could ac...
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