The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida
TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...
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The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
BOSTON – One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL is saying goodbye to the team he has led for 20 years. Tom Brady spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine. The six-time Super Bowl champ was asked if he had a proble...
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Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire Has Been Offered A Very Lucrative Contract By The Philadephia Eagles
PHILADELPHIA – Sports Mirror is reporting that Manchester United Captain Harry Mcguire has just been offered a one-year contract to become the kicker for the Philadelphia Eagles. If the 6 foot 4 inch tall Mcguire signs with the Eagles he will beco...
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The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire
PHILADELPHIA – A spokesperson for the NFL Philadelphia Eagles has said that the team has expressed an interest in signing Harry Mcguire, the current captain of the Manchester United Red Devils to a lucrative contract. The Sports Mirror has learned...
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Football Running Back Alleges He Had His Balls Fondled During Sexual Assault
A football running back has made a serious claim that his testicles were interfered with by one player in a game last weekend, and that a second player attempted to give him a blow job. Hank Stonker, running back for the San Bernardino Shitehawks,...
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Nashville Man Fumbles Life
"I've never been much of an athlete, so it's not too much of a surprise," said Web Stephens of his fumbling of the game of life. "We can't all be the star quarterback, I guess." As he explained it, Stephens began his life with high hopes, and some...
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Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)
"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa
Nashville Man Thinks Titans Could Go All The Way To The Super Bowl
Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches
Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"
Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break
Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez
Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones
Tom Brady to Retire!
Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win
Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex
The NFL Refs Are Back!
The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games
NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...
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Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian
BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...
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New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother
New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, fresh from an embarrassing 27-24 home defeat at the hands of the Miami Dolphins yesterday, which pitches the team into their first post-season Wild Card game since 2009, has warned journalists not to write...
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Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...
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Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus
The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace
A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...
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Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness
On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...
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Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit
The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...
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The Green Bay Packers Are Moving To Pensacola, Florida
GREEN BAY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that the Green Bay Packers have decided to move to Pensacola, Florida. Team spokesperson Shanquisha Cuttermeister, 43, told VPNA reporter Ichabod Fernandez that the owners had been considering makin...
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Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video
The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...
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Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl
US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...
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Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is
"The fictional character from J.K. Rowling's stories?" was Nashville, Tennessee, resident Bonnie Bordeaux's best guess as to who the wildly talented, charming, all-around-wonderful English footballer Harry Maguire is. "I love that series! But isn't s...
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Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.
MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...
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