Man Questions Life While Watching Alliance of American Football

Funny story: Man Questions Life While Watching Alliance of American Football

A man questioned his choices in life while sitting alone on Saturday afternoon watching second-rate football on TV. “Where did I go wrong?” he asked himself. How did he get to this point in his life where he is sitting at home on a beautiful Satur...

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Super Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'

Funny story: Super Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'

Super Bowl 53 kicks off at 6:30pm (eastern time) this evening, and, aside from all the excitement over the occasion itself, there's massive interest over the prospect of all the players from both teams 'taking the knee' during the playing of the nati...

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Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Super Bowl Bores Fans Rigid

Funny story: Super Bowl Bores Fans Rigid

The New England Patriots overcame the Los Angeles Rams to become the Super Bowl victors for a record-equalling sixth time, in what was one of the most tedious matches of football many spectators could remember. The final result - 13-3 - tells the...

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Man Has Lost His Super Bowl Ticket!

Funny story: Man Has Lost His Super Bowl Ticket!

On the biggest day of his life, a staunch Los Angeles Rams fan has to face a nightmare experience - he's lost his ticket for the Super Bowl! Dwight Vergessen 22, had the ticket last night, because he put it with his wallet, his money, his watch, h...

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Super Bowl Is Imminent

Funny story: Super Bowl Is Imminent

After many days of nerve-jangling pacing-up-and-down like expectant fathers, the players, coaches and staff of both of these football teams can finally 'get ready to rumble' on Sunday, as Super Bowl LIII arrives on the scene! It's taken five month...

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Retirement-eligible committee of mainly old geezers fondly remembering their glory days yield lower-than-expected College Football Playoff® T.V. ratings

Funny story: Retirement-eligible committee of mainly old geezers fondly remembering their glory days yield lower-than-expected College Football Playoff® T.V. ratings

(The Unassociated Press) - The interested T.V. audience for the College Football Playoff ®™ dropped significantly from last season, due to a systemic failure by executives to recognize good entertainment value. Data analysis suggests that the win...

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Super Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide

Funny story: Super Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide

To many people, it's the most exciting sport on Earth - American Football - and, when the ball is booted into play in Super Bowl 53 on Sunday 3 February, about 50billion people around the world will tune in to watch. As well as being exciting, it'...

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American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!

Funny story: American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!

'Rugger' is a real men's sport: Cauliflower ears, broken ribs, noses, black eyes (not painted ones), no protective gear, jock-straps covering 'cojones', scrums and tough cookies (not the internet type) crashing and smashing into each other. Americ...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

Funny story: Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...

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Oddly named quarterback's odd affliction keeps team from winning.

Funny story: Oddly named quarterback's odd affliction keeps team from winning.

Woe be unto the Rams, American football's St. Louis Rams, that is. Seven games played, seven games lost. So bad is the team, it's been outscored by a whopping 151 points, 211 to 60! What the hell is going on? What could be derailing this team's efforts to be competitive? Well, start with one of the organization's prominent players, and look no farther. It's hard enough for any team in the NFL t...

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Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

Funny story: Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...

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NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

Funny story: NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

When you're paid to hit people on the job you might take that home with you, or in your car, at a bar, in a nightclub, or in a parking lot dispute. NFL players are spoiled, they feel entitled. They believe they're outside the rules and that even i...

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Hangover's Ken Jeong To Star In "Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes"

Funny story: Hangover's Ken Jeong To Star In "Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that famed Italian director Bellanino Terrabini has just agreed to direct the new Tri-Moon Productions film Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes. The movie deals with Manti Malietau Louis Elmer Te'o, a Samoan-...

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John L. Way says "hell no" to Colon Pencildick

Funny story: John L. Way says "hell no" to Colon Pencildick

Denvah, Collie Raddo—Has-been NFL quarterback John L. Way, who now manages to manage the Denvah Broncs, said, “No way will Colon Pencildick play foosball for my team. He stinks.” The has-been quarterback and general manager of the Broncs added, “W...

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