Funny story: Tom Brady to Retire!

Tom Brady to Retire!

Boston, Mass. In a stunning announcement the New England Patriots revealed that famed and long-time Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will retire minutes before the kickoff at the season opening game with the Pittsburgh Steelers here Sunday night. Fo...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Reacting to the news that one of the cheerleaders of the San Francisco 49ers had 'taken the knee' during the playing of the national anthem on Thursday, the cheerleading coach of the Dallas Cowboys has said that her girls will match that - and more!...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Funny story: NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...

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Funny story: Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Fairbury, Nebraska - A douchebag High School football jock was all smiles today after breaking the district record for the most times one player has said "that's what she said" during a single season of football. Senior, Derren Brown, 17, quarterb...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'

Super Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'

Super Bowl 53 kicks off at 6:30pm (eastern time) this evening, and, aside from all the excitement over the occasion itself, there's massive interest over the prospect of all the players from both teams 'taking the knee' during the playing of the nati...

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Funny story: Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Following Tressel's resignation as head coach of The Ohio State University football program, he has announced the grand opening of a sportswear and OSU memorabilia store in Columbus. Selling everything from replica Ohio State jerseys and college l...

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Funny story: Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...

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Funny story: Super Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide

Super Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide

To many people, it's the most exciting sport on Earth - American Football - and, when the ball is booted into play in Super Bowl 53 on Sunday 3 February, about 50billion people around the world will tune in to watch. As well as being exciting, it'...

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Funny story: Lane Kiffin Says: The Only Reason I Left Tennessee Was So My Wife Could be a Cheerleader at USC!

Lane Kiffin Says: The Only Reason I Left Tennessee Was So My Wife Could be a Cheerleader at USC!

Stories continue to unfold about the mysterious and late night defection of University of Tennessee Football coach Lane Kiffin to football powerhouse, USC. Details of Gypsy Coach Kiffin's contract at USC reveal some surprising perks never before...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong to Take QB Job for Patriots

Lance Armstrong to Take QB Job for Patriots

In a startling turn of events, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong has not only come out of retirement but has been signed by the New England Patriots to play quarterback in place of the injured Tom Brady. "I was watching the game at home...

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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model

New York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets fumble crew coach, Timmy "The Hands" Blumentelli, said that Ines Sainz, a reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca Network should not have been dressed like one of the Victoria's Secret models. He pointed out that when Sai...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Bores Fans Rigid

Super Bowl Bores Fans Rigid

The New England Patriots overcame the Los Angeles Rams to become the Super Bowl victors for a record-equalling sixth time, in what was one of the most tedious matches of football many spectators could remember. The final result - 13-3 - tells the...

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Funny story: American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!

American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!

'Rugger' is a real men's sport: Cauliflower ears, broken ribs, noses, black eyes (not painted ones), no protective gear, jock-straps covering 'cojones', scrums and tough cookies (not the internet type) crashing and smashing into each other. Americ...

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins New Name: Mahi Mahi

Miami Dolphins New Name: Mahi Mahi

Miami, Florida (IP) - Years ago there was a show about a smart Dolphin on television called "Flipper". Flipper was a cute mammal which could perform numerous tricks and on almost every episode he managed to save someone's life.

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Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...

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Funny story: NFL Unveils Tickle Football

NFL Unveils Tickle Football

Howard Moss was in for a surprise when he reported to the Bears rookie training camp as a right tackle this week. He was staring at the sign-in sheet that mentioned "Tickle Football", When something odd happened.What he thought was a simple typograp...

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