The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 21 October 2013

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A photo of Coach Reid's rescue dog which he named "Chief."

HOUSTON - The mighty Chiefs from Kansas City are now 7-0 and have the only unbeaten record in the entire NFL as they edged past the Houston Texans 17-16.

Both defensive units played a great game and one Texan defensive lineman said that he had never sweated so damn much in his entire professional career.

A Chief's offensive player said that he lost so much weight that during the middle of the fourth quarter his pants slipped down to his knees, but luckily it was during a commercial so only the people in the stands saw his red and white boxer shorts.

Chiefs Coach Andy Reid was so happy with his team's 7-0 record that he personally gave each player on the team $200 and told them to take their wives or girlfriends out to dinner.

Sporting Chance Magazine reported that one unnamed player asked the coach if he could have $400 so that he could take his wife and his girlfriend out to dinner.

SIDENOTE: Reports that Coach Reid fined the Casanova $2,000 on the spot have as yet not been confirmed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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