Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 19 August 2018

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Disgraceful scenes, as usual

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace.

The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the field of play. Local rap favorite, Dr. Dre, performed some of his greatest hits, and fireworks gave the event an exciting feel.

Of past cheerleading teams, Abigail Klein, Kelsi Reich, and Cassie Trammell were all present, and some of the newer girls, including Reece Chestworth, Andromeda Swallow, Branagan Dildow, and current fans' favorite, blond bombshell, Tania Fullength, also made an appearance.

Things started to happen around 10pm, but, due to the explicit nature of the debauchery that took place, we are prevented from going into too many details here.

We are able to report, however, that way too much alcohol was drunk, narcotics teams had to be summoned, and far too few items of clothing were worn. Too many couples became triples, and some triples didn't know when to stop. Incorrect orifices were used, and the phrase 'gang bang' was heard numerous times during the course of the evening. There were several injuries, with 14 people, and a Bull Mastiff, needing medical treatment.

Video evidence is likely to appear on social media in the next few days.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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