Pittsburgh: Even though he has a desk job at Sears Mailorder Division and sits in his chair all day, Milton Festerbuster, one of the Pittsburgh Steelers most loyal fans, believes he may well have turf toe.
I wheel myself over to the copier and back to my desk about a dozen times a day", states Festerbuster, "but last Monday I wheeled myself all the way to the lunch room."
"On my way over, I hit the corner of the Vice President's putting green he has in his office and caught my big toe between the right front wheel of my chair and the green artificial turf and the pain was so terrible I didn't even go back for seconds."
"Now I know how Quaterback Ben Roethlisberger-funny name Roethlisberger- felt that time HE had turf toe", said Festerbuster.
The company doctor later reported to Sears on Tuesday that the 365-pound Festerbuster has a slightly sprained big toe, which needs to be cleaned more often since he apparently can't even see it.
Even more, he needs to get off the couch and try PLAYING some football.
