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Funny story: The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games

The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games

NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Fumbles Life

Nashville Man Fumbles Life

"I've never been much of an athlete, so it's not too much of a surprise," said Web Stephens of his fumbling of the game of life. "We can't all be the star quarterback, I guess." As he explained it, Stephens began his life with high hopes, and some...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...

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Funny story: Super Bowl to be played in empty stadium due to virus

Super Bowl to be played in empty stadium due to virus

Miami, FL - Authorities in Miami will allow the Super Bowl to be played after all, according to the Miami Mayor. However, fans will have to watch on Cable. No fans will be allowed within five miles of the stadium. Players will be dressed in fu...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Demands To Be Traded

Tom Brady Demands To Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachusetts – Tom Brady has stunned the football world as he has finally admitted that he has informed the New England Patriots organization that he is demanding to be traded. The Sporting Balls Review reported that Brady’s chauffeur ov...

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Funny story: Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking thei...

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Funny story: San Francisco 49ers To Wear LGBT Uniforms In Super Bowl

San Francisco 49ers To Wear LGBT Uniforms In Super Bowl

Sunday's Super Bowl LIV between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be notable for many reasons, the latest of which was revealed yesterday, as the 49ers will line up for the game wearing specially-designed, new LGBT rainbow-color...

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Funny story: Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Are Moving To Pensacola, Florida

The Green Bay Packers Are Moving To Pensacola, Florida

GREEN BAY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that the Green Bay Packers have decided to move to Pensacola, Florida. Team spokesperson Shanquisha Cuttermeister, 43, told VPNA reporter Ichabod Fernandez that the owners had been considering makin...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Thinks Titans Could Go All The Way To The Super Bowl

Nashville Man Thinks Titans Could Go All The Way To The Super Bowl

It's been a magnificent season so far, but the Tennessee Titans aren't finished yet, and one local fan thinks his team could go all the way this year - all the way to the Super Bowl. The Titans face the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday in the game tha...

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Funny story: New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother

New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother

New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, fresh from an embarrassing 27-24 home defeat at the hands of the Miami Dolphins yesterday, which pitches the team into their first post-season Wild Card game since 2009, has warned journalists not to write...

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

The AFC East may well be won by the New England Patriots (10-1) come January, but their closest rivals, the Buffalo Bills, (8-3), are giving them a real run for their money, and one Bills fan was so elated after his team's latest victory, he literall...

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Funny story: House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!

House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!

The University of Wisconsin football program has been formally sued by the band House of Pain for using their song 'Jump Around', without properly obtaining permission or paying royalties. "We heard a story after the Ohio State game, that the Wisc...

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Funny story: Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches

Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches

A man who has suffered from paranoia for more than 50 years, has told friends how his condition has deteriorated recently so that he cannot bear to watch rugby, either live, or on the television. Gerald Fitzpatrick, 63, from East London, has been...

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