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Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Funny story: Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Fairbury, Nebraska - A douchebag High School football jock was all smiles today after breaking the district record for the most times one player has said "that's what she said" during a single season of football. Senior, Derren Brown, 17, quarterb...

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Buffalo Bills To Spend Summer Vacation Relaxing

Funny story: Buffalo Bills To Spend Summer Vacation Relaxing

The Buffalo Bills have announced that the whole roster of Bills players will be spending from now until the start of next season in 'relaxation mode'. The Bills finished in second place in the AFC East last semester, but have resisted the urge to...

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Man Questions Life While Watching Alliance of American Football

Funny story: Man Questions Life While Watching Alliance of American Football

A man questioned his choices in life while sitting alone on Saturday afternoon watching second-rate football on TV. “Where did I go wrong?” he asked himself. He wondered how he got to this point in his life where he is sitting at home on a beautif...

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American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!

Funny story: American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!

'Rugger' is a real men's sport: Cauliflower ears, broken ribs, noses, black eyes (not painted ones), no protective gear, jock-straps covering 'cojones', scrums and tough cookies (not the internet type) crashing and smashing into each other. Americ...

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Super Bowl Bores Fans Rigid

Funny story: Super Bowl Bores Fans Rigid

The New England Patriots overcame the Los Angeles Rams to become the Super Bowl victors for a record-equalling sixth time, in what was one of the most tedious matches of football many spectators could remember. The final result - 13-3 - tells the...

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Man Has Lost His Super Bowl Ticket!

Funny story: Man Has Lost His Super Bowl Ticket!

On the biggest day of his life, a staunch Los Angeles Rams fan has to face a nightmare experience - he's lost his ticket for the Super Bowl! Dwight Vergessen 22, had the ticket last night, because he put it with his wallet, his money, his watch, h...

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Super Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'

Funny story: Super Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'

Super Bowl 53 kicks off at 6:30pm (eastern time) this evening, and, aside from all the excitement over the occasion itself, there's massive interest over the prospect of all the players from both teams 'taking the knee' during the playing of the nati...

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Super Bowl Is Imminent

Funny story: Super Bowl Is Imminent

After many days of nerve-jangling pacing-up-and-down like expectant fathers, the players, coaches and staff of both of these football teams can finally 'get ready to rumble' on Sunday, as Super Bowl LIII arrives on the scene! It's taken five month...

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Super Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide

Funny story: Super Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide

To many people, it's the most exciting sport on Earth - American Football - and, when the ball is booted into play in Super Bowl 53 on Sunday 3 February, about 50billion people around the world will tune in to watch. As well as being exciting, it'...

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Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Retirement-eligible committee of mainly old geezers fondly remembering their glory days yield lower-than-expected College Football Playoff® T.V. ratings

Funny story: Retirement-eligible committee of mainly old geezers fondly remembering their glory days yield lower-than-expected College Football Playoff® T.V. ratings

(The Unassociated Press) - The interested T.V. audience for the College Football Playoff ®™ dropped significantly from last season, due to a systemic failure by executives to recognize good entertainment value. Data analysis suggests that the win...

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Buffalo Bills Fans Put Their Poor Season Down To Various Factors

Funny story: Buffalo Bills Fans Put Their Poor Season Down To Various Factors

The Buffalo Bills, the team that came to dominate the AFC East during the 1990s, culminating in four straight Superbowl appearances - all of them defeats - have become a shadow of their former selves, and everyone has differing opinions on why that i...

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Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

Funny story: Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

The former Dallas Cowboys linebacker, Jeff Rohrer, has spoken out after becoming the first NFL player, past or present, to get married to a human with a cock. Rohrer, who played for the Cowboys alongside such tough guys as Tony Dorsett, Ed 'Too Ta...

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Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Reacting to the news that one of the cheerleaders of the San Francisco 49ers had 'taken the knee' during the playing of the national anthem on Thursday, the cheerleading coach of the Dallas Cowboys has said that her girls will match that - and more!...

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Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

Funny story: Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

President Donald Trump has said he is outraged at the San Francisco 49ers cheerleader who 'took the knee' during the pre-game playing of the national anthem on Thursday. The cheerleader, who has not been identified, knelt during the Star Spangled...

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Man City Marlins Win @ Tottenham Titans

Funny story: Man City Marlins Win @ Tottenham Titans

Tottenham Hot Spur Titans suffered a defeat at the hands of Man Chester City Marlins at Wembley Stadium last night in a bizarre and low-scoring contest. Running Line Forward, Riyadh Mahrez, got the only score for the Marlins, as the game ended, in...

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Chargers And Titans Fascinate Crowd In Wembley Spectacular

Funny story: Chargers And Titans Fascinate Crowd In Wembley Spectacular

England got a further taste of 'American Gridiron' at Wembley Stadium this weekend, with another engrossing contest between a team called the Tennessee Chargers and another one called the Los Angeles Titans. The hallowed turf had to be ruined, som...

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