WASHINGTON, D.C. – Noah was the first person to ever utter the cliché, “When it rains, it pours.” And now, Washington Redskins team owner, Daniel “Woe Is Me” Snyder, can say the same thing ten times over.
After finally agreeing to change the team’s racist name, now comes word that 15 former Redskins cheerleaders have filed sexual harassment charges against the team owner and his executives.
The charges range from inappropriate touching, to out-of-line caressing, to verbal abuse, and even having team officials draw happy faces on the cheerleaders' thighs.
Snyder reportedly told his Native-American maid that he has the biggest headache in the history of headaches.
She asked him if he wanted for her to do a ‘headache dance’ to ward off the evil white spirits.
Some of the other charges that the cheerleaders have reported include unwelcomed hugging, forced high-fiving, improper fist-bumping, and undesirable butt-bumping.
Snyder has said that all of those responsible will be suspended, terminated, fired, or perhaps even beaten up.