Funny story: Boris goes to the dogs

Boris goes to the dogs

Downing Street is now the home of another furry four-legged hound who needs castration - besides Boris Johnson. The new prime minister has taken a break from ripping up UK democracy to get a pet dog. Dilyn is the name of the Jack Russell terrier.

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Funny story: Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Funny story: Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Funny story: Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...

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Funny story: Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Funny story: Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...

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Funny story: Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds

Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds

After complaints from numerous members of the public that dog owners are not obeying the law with regard to their dogs' faecal waste, and are not properly disposing of their droppings, an East Yorkshire council has decided to introduce a new scheme w...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle. A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand...

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Funny story: Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face. The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's all...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Medium Derek Acorah well known psychic and medium is currently on tour with his Psychic Medium Show An Evening with Derek Acorah. We went to one of Dereks shows in London and spoke to various people before and after the show. Most people had come...

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Funny story: Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed

Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed

A Cuban/American rapper who 'jumped up on' one of his recording producers and left her with no injuries whatsoever is to have his testicles removed. A Miami-Dade judge ordered the balls be chopped off after hearing of the attack on November 1st...

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Funny story: A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.

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Funny story: German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies jumped out an open window, ran six blocks, and threw...

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Funny story: Elderly man found living as dog with pack of hounds!

Elderly man found living as dog with pack of hounds!

The Franklin Times newspaper in rural North Carolina is reporting today that an elderly man has been found living in the woods near Louisburg, NC with a pack of dogs and is living as part of the pack. Apparently the man is healthy and relatives stat...

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Funny story: Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

London, UK - (Dog’s Brexit Mess): A pensioner from Barking in the Isle of Dogs has written to the Queen complaining that Prime Minister Theresa May’s ‘horrid pale blue jacket’ should be tossed out to a jumble sale and that people are feeling sick.

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone

Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone

Dear Editor: My unmarried auntie Ida Ravenscroft, 67, and I were wondering if they ever found out "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Byron Basil Ravenscroft Tooting, England Dear Byron: Yes they did. It was a 33-year-old unemployed crumpet maker from Coventry by the name of Lysander Walpole. He was arrested and is currently serving 2 years (that's 14 in dog years) in London's Petula Clark Prison For B...

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Funny story: Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

From the makers of Girls Gone Wild, Nuns Gone Wild, Amish Girls Gone Wild and Milk Gone Wild comes the new video--Rugged Individualism Gone Wild. Joe Francis of Mantra Productions has decided to put the lens on his conscience this time. Now that...

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Funny story: Dog Arrested For Jaywalking

Dog Arrested For Jaywalking

There was drama in a Bangkok street today when police arrested a dog for jaywalking as it crossed the central reservation under a bridge on Rajavithi Road. The dog, black, was nabbed by the eagle-eyed Sgt Somchai Motosai as he took a backhander fr...

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Funny story: Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!

Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!

Vets are warning that many people are bringing pet dogs along to their surgeries presenting a problem of fixed, staring eyes. They say the problem is being caused by Britain's change from analogue to digital television. They say the flicker rate...

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Funny story: Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

The acquittal of grandmother Jackie Simpson of the manslaughter of her granddaughter Ellie Lawrenson on New Years Day through criminal neglect in allowing the family's pit bull terrier

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