Funny story - Unmasked Vet inhales squeaky toy and dies

Unmasked Vet inhales squeaky toy and dies

Hollywood, CA - In an establishment known for catering to the Hollywood elite...death is not supposed to happen. It did but not in the way one expects. "Let's do it Doggy Style" is being sued by a former vet's widow for neglect. "Yeah, "former"…

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Funny story - Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...

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Funny story - A Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds

A Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds

RED GUMBALL, Virginia – (Satire News) – Red Gumball is a town of 52,902 people. It is the birthplace of one of Taylor Swift’s cousins, Stepanie Swift. It is also home to one of its most popular citizens, Dr. Elroy P. Noodle, the town’s veterinaria…

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Funny story - Today's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______

Today's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______

If you guessed Biden, you’re close. The most popular dog name today is Brandon. This is not too surprising since one of the most popular slogans in parts of the country is: Let’s go Brandon. That is supposedly equivalent to or at least mostly…

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Funny story - Rainbow-Colored Dogs Have Been Discovered Near A Cambodian Nuclear Power Plant

Rainbow-Colored Dogs Have Been Discovered Near A Cambodian Nuclear Power Plant

FOO PHUCK CITY, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Nuclear experts from the US, the UK, and Costa Rica have ascended on the town of Foo Phuck to investigate a very strange, phenomenal occurrence. It appears that the local residents have discovered rainbow…

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Funny story - To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…

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Funny story - The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...

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Funny story - Veterinarians Are Puzzled As To Why A Cincinnati Chihuahua’s Bark Is Louder Than A Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Veterinarians Are Puzzled As To Why A Cincinnati Chihuahua’s Bark Is Louder Than A Harley Davidson Motorcycle

CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Satire News) – Animal doctors in Cincinnati are extremely amazed at the fact that a little 1.2 pound female Chihuahua's bark can reach a decibel reading of 92, which is the same exact decibel reading of a Harley Davidson motorcycl…

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Funny story - Biden’s Dog Major To Enter Dog Olympics

Biden’s Dog Major To Enter Dog Olympics

This wasn’t President Biden’s idea, but his dog Major’s. It seems Major was Googling on his computer and discovered that there was a Dog Olympics. But of course, it wasn’t like the sissy Westminster Kennel Show held at Madison Square Gardens every ye…

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Funny story - Charleston Man Urges Reinstatement of Slavery for Canines

Charleston Man Urges Reinstatement of Slavery for Canines

Speaking out against the - in his view - overly sentimental pet-parent culture that's pervaded much of the United States, Brett Gallatin of Charleston, South Carolina, is advocating for the reinstatement of slavery for domestic canines. "I'm not a...

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Funny story - US Border Patrol K-9 Units Are Now Patrolling The US-Mexico Border

US Border Patrol K-9 Units Are Now Patrolling The US-Mexico Border

LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – iNews reports that the United States Border Patrol has just implemented The Roaming Border Pooches Program. This search and find program is the brain child of VP Harris, and in just the first two days, has been resp…

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Funny story - Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle. A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand...

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Funny story - Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Funny story - Dog Fleas go to Cat for holiday

Dog Fleas go to Cat for holiday

Mr and Mrs Smith, two fleas from Walthamstow have told all about their holiday plans for this year. Mr Smith, a small Flea, known locally for his outlandish ideas and plans said: 'Me and the Mrs need a holiday. It is not easy being a flea you kno...

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Funny story - Tractor driving Golden Retriever passes driving test

Tractor driving Golden Retriever passes driving test

Astonished visitors to a farm in County Down, Northern Ireland, have been observing a dog helping Farmer Reid plough his fields, trimming the hedges, and spreading muck on a tractor! Not just sitting on the thing, but driving it! A Ministry of Tra...

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Funny story - 6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

BRUNSWICK, GA - When 6-year-old Jamie Applesmith opened her business "Puppy Chocolate Factory," the reaction was astonishing. More than a dozen of her closest family members and neighbors came knocking at her door to support her business, many of who...

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Funny story - DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Funny story - Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...

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Funny story - Prince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him

Prince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him

The Duke of York is in court again, this time to respond to a restraining order obtained by his dog against him. The bounder son of the Queen arrived at Balmoral Castle today in a separate car from Scottie, his one-time pet dog. Sarah Ferguson, hi…

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Funny story - World's First Obedient Cat Stuns Scientists

World's First Obedient Cat Stuns Scientists

Providence, RI - Sir Wiggims, the 12-pound Persian who belongs to Sherry and Gordon Foster is not any ordinary house cat. In fact, most who see him in action wonder if he is indeed a dog in cat's clothing. That's because Wiggims behaves nothing like...

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