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20 June 2019

The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News) Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.

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Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Missing Dog Flyer Goes Completely Ignored

When 8 year old Timmy Hutchins posted a flyer of his missing dog, a wiry-haired Border Terrier by the name of Bandit, he was filled with hope that his best friend would eventually return to him. Six weeks and three days later, the flyer that hangs fr...

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Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death

Duke, the famous talking dog from the Bush bean commercials, was put to sleep this morning after selling the company's secret family recipe to a competitor for an undisclosed price.

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Little Wilmer Loses Dog Diarrhea Record To Poozle, A Female Beagle

Frozen Dog Turds Threaten To Ruin Spring

Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

The Canine Connection

Now we can understand what dogs are saying

Dog forced into sex act with "wife"

A Dog Is NOT Mans Best Friend Claims Inbred Redneck Man

Isle of Wight News - Dog Walkers strike

Blue Peter dog's death inspired Godfather equine scene

Boy Spends Year in K-9 School

Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...

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All Poe Dog Food Company Beats the Street

WALL STREET, New York - The All Poe dog food company released their results for the 3rd quarter. Third quarter earnings were up 505%. This unexpected increase is due to the economic crisis convolved with our business model. The crisis makes old...

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Fido: Stupid Things Humans Say

Fido, a smart dog, recently barked to a Spoof writer who understands dog talk. Fido's chief gripe was about the stupid things humans say. A few of Fido's examples of stupid comments by humans are given below, followed by an observation from the dog: He's so stupid he couldn't be elected dog catcher. "Uh, hello. Successful dog catchers are VERY smart." Good doggie. "Soooooooooooo condescendi...

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Fretful Moe N. Moe Dowdy: "Will Repubs Treat Michelle O the Way I trashed Hillary C?

Now that Moe Dowdy doesn't have Hillary to kick around any more, she has begun to worry out loud. Will the Republican attack dogs follow her bestial savaging of Hillary and visit it upon the black head of Michelle Obama...? The rapidly aging Dowdy sank her dentures into the Clinton campaign like Dracula on a million Minas. "She showed the way to the lost in the wilderness McCainanites&quo...

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Macy's Pulls Fur Coats Made of Dog Pelts

Macy's Department stores across the world have pulled Sean John jackets from the shelves after P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) reported that they were actually made from dogs. The manufactured had advertized that the hoode...

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Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Most people agree that a bouncing and blundering puppy is about as cute as animals gets - except for the smelly downside - number twos. For their size, puppies burn an inordinate amount of energy - spending most of the day chewing anything with co...

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A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.

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Norton Folgate's Theory on Dogs

Today we have been discussing dogs with Professor Norton Folgate, and in particular how dogs communicate. When we say "we have been discussing" what we really mean is that Professor Folgate rambled and we furiously scribbled notes. The 'discussion' started with the Prof talking about different breeds of dogs before moving on. As usual, what follows is the undiluted transcript of Professor...

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New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...

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Laughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”

Good-humored hog Hank Daniel of Nashville, Tennessee, a lover of a raucous, in-your-face comedy who prides himself on being able to both dish it out and take it, was intrigued when he learned of a pig “roast” to be held the following Saturday afterno...

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Quick Brown Fox Tired Of Jumping Over Lazy Dogs

The quick brown fox resigned today in protest and said that he has no intention of jumping over any more lazy dogs. From his home in the woods behind Farmer Brown's chicken coop, Barney J. Fox said "I've been doing this for over 75 years without...

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DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Still a Long Time Til Christmas

Little Yorkie Dogs everywhere are disappointed to learn that there is still six months until Christmas. Yorkies are loved and adored (and spoiled) by their owners. Because of this, they are one of the breeds most likely to receive Christmas gifts, a...

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Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco. The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the mo...

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