Funny story - ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

A camp reported to be conducting the training of puppies, to enable them to carry out suicide bombing missions, has been raided by allied Special Forces. The camp, located in Northern Afghanistan, is understood to have been wiped out, with dozens...

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Funny story - German sheep dog training for 2021 Tokyo Olympic marathon!

German sheep dog training for 2021 Tokyo Olympic marathon!

(UNEDITED) The unusual sight of a German sheep dog hustling cattle into a field and running relentlessly in the front and back of a herd of cows, gave its owner the idea to call up the German Olympic Committee, and asked them to come and look at his…

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Funny story - Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Funny story - Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…

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Funny story - Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Funny story - Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...

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Funny story - Dog Walker Says Her Business Has Gone to the Dogs

Dog Walker Says Her Business Has Gone to the Dogs

MANHATTAN - One of the Big Apple's most popular dog walkers says that her business has drastically been reduced because of COVID-19. Tatum Dazzle noted that the new “No Dog Walking” ordinance is literally killing off her business, and she says she...

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Funny story - Man makes a ‘Carry on’ faux pas with rabbit and nearly loses best mate

Man makes a ‘Carry on’ faux pas with rabbit and nearly loses best mate

Gary, a man's man, a man of the world, or so it seemed, has committed a faux pas worthy of a ‘Carry On’ film. Gary had been asked for marital guidance by his mate, Bernard, as Bernard’s wife had got a rabbit. ‘I asked where she kept it, as they li…

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Funny story - Toddler savaged by government watchdog

Toddler savaged by government watchdog

There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night, after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.

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Funny story - Detective Andy Sipowicz Joins Search for Lori Hacking

Detective Andy Sipowicz Joins Search for Lori Hacking

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) Teams of cadaver sniffing dogs are roaming the Salt Lake Valley Landfill looking for the body of a Lori Hacking - the pregnant woman reportedly murdered by husband Mark Hacking and then dumped into the trash according to his recen...

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Funny story - World's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat

World's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat

Petaluma, California - Scandal broke out at the annual Marin-Sonoma County Fair's World's Ugliest Dog competition last Friday. As officials had to revoke the Crown awarded to "Elwood," then believed to be a 2-year-old crossbreed mix...

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Funny story - Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Retailers in the UK say that a human version of the protective Elizabethan Collar worn by dogs to stop them licking, biting or scratching themselves, will be on sale in clothing stores later this week. The collars, which make dogs look like they h...

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Funny story - The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy

The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy

LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore. A spokes...

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Funny story - Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds

Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds

After complaints from numerous members of the public that dog owners are not obeying the law with regard to their dogs' faecal waste, and are not properly disposing of their droppings, an East Yorkshire council has decided to introduce a new scheme w...

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Funny story - Man Impresses During First Remote Zoom Meeting on Bring Your Pet to Work Day

Man Impresses During First Remote Zoom Meeting on Bring Your Pet to Work Day

(Raleigh, North Carolina) Piper Industries, an up-and-coming tech firm located in Raleigh, North Carolina, conducted its much-hyped first work-from-home Zoom meeting on the company’s traditional “Bring Your Pet to Work” day. Richard "Big Head" Bighet...

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Funny story - Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Following the lead of San Francisco, San Jose has banned the use of plastic bags leaving many kinky sex practitioners and pet owners puzzled as they try to deal with their own 'hang ups" and "personal shit." "It's a F***g nightmare," said Joe...

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Funny story - New York allows gay dogs to marry

New York allows gay dogs to marry

The state of New York has begun to allow homosexual hounds and bitches to marry. For years now, campaigners have been howling for gay pooches to have equal status to their straight canine friends. Dog marriage laws vary considerably throughout the...

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Funny story - Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...

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Funny story - "An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

"An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old. The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...

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Funny story - Man finally admits he let the dogs out

Man finally admits he let the dogs out

The Baha Men famously asked: "Who let the dogs out?" Now, over a decade after the question was brought forth in the group's hit song, a London, England man has admitted that it was him who released the group's canines. Duncan Morris, a 39 year...

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