Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris
A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…
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Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)
A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...
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Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death
Duke, the famous talking dog from the Bush bean commercials, was put to sleep this morning after selling the company's secret family recipe to a competitor for an undisclosed price.
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Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy
Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle. A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand...
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American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund
NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...
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Dog Poop Breakthrough
UK scientists are currently working on a dog food additive which will make their poo glow in the dark. The idea is to help shortsighted people and others to avoid the traumatic experience of stepping in it at night. In a random survey a Mr P.Goli...
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Man's Theremin playing only attracting dogs
Clean Up in Aisle One
Blues Singer's Dog Runs Away
New Chinese Fast Food - the Dogburger - At the Jade Dog Restaurant
Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?
Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat
Terrorists Attack Dog Show
Nude Dogs Offend
Doggy Bag For Life
Dogs have special eyesight, you know
Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone
The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck
Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs
At a recent workplace luncheon, Ellen Harding of Charleston, South Carolina, lambasted her colleagues for their hypocrisy in chowing down on hot chicken and burgers while insisting how much they loved their pets. An omnivore herself, Ellen claimed th...
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Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"
Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...
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Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums
When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.
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The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
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Local Chav gets bummed senseless by own pit bull
A 17 year old chav has told how he thought he was going to die during a horrific bumming that left him with an inability to walk straight, but has cleared his speech impediment right up. The boy, who would rather be referred to as a "man" but has...
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The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Drug Enforcement Agency, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into a drug rehab clinic. Rover Boy, who is 8, or 56 in do…
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A trained dog helps voters detect lies
MANCHESTER, England – (Satirical News) – After getting tired of the unclear speeches of the election candidates, the progressive voter decided to do something about it. As a dedicated dog trainer, Mr. Will Findmorogh started teaching his own dog t…
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Vermont Bans Pit Bulls - Ships Them All To Wyoming
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - The Vermont State Senate has finally acted and they voted 87-13 to ban the breed of dog that was bred for fighting, the Pit Bull. After a fiery debate in which a Republican senator from Frozen Fiddle, ended up…
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Hollywood Sissy Canine Is Named "America's Cutest Transgender Dog"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvre's reporter Tahiti Zeppelin reports that the cutest transgender dog in the USA is named Fufi Fondue. Fufi who belongs to female impersonator RuPaul, beat out a group of 69 canines to win the covet…
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The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy
LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore. A spokes...
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Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed
A Cuban/American rapper who 'jumped up on' one of his recording producers and left her with no injuries whatsoever is to have his testicles removed. A Miami-Dade judge ordered the balls be chopped off after hearing of the attack on November 1st...
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A Couple of Dog Gone Hunting Stories
BURNT CORN, Alabama - A few weeks ago Hampton "Bubba" Settingset, 59, was bird hunting with his bird dog Larry on a 40 acre patch of land on his Burnt Corn farm. After about two hours of walking around Settingset decided to take a little break. He carefully laid his rifle up against a tree. Larry, suddenly saw a flock of birds appear in the autumn sky and he started barking and jumping up a...
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Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting
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Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy
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American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund
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Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)
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Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed
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Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"
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Vermont Bans Pit Bulls - Ships Them All To Wyoming
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Hollywood Sissy Canine Is Named "America's Cutest Transgender Dog"
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Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris
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A trained dog helps voters detect lies
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Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death
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Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus
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Dog Poop Breakthrough
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Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums
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Local Chav gets bummed senseless by own pit bull
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The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy
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A Couple of Dog Gone Hunting Stories
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Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs
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The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic
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The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
