Mueller hides behind couch after whipping
Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...
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Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs
At a recent workplace luncheon, Ellen Harding of Charleston, South Carolina, lambasted her colleagues for their hypocrisy in chowing down on hot chicken and burgers while insisting how much they loved their pets. An omnivore herself, Ellen claimed th...
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Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death
Duke, the famous talking dog from the Bush bean commercials, was put to sleep this morning after selling the company's secret family recipe to a competitor for an undisclosed price.
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Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate
A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...
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New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children
In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...
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Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums
When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.
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Rex The Wonder Dog Dog Seen Licking Weiner on Twitter
Kentucky Derby Opens Dog Food Company
Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed
Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.
All American Dogs to be Shipped to China and Boiled in Soy Sauce for Debt Relief
Landmark Wisconsin Court Decision Disappointingly About an Actual Landmark
Dog Gets Million Dollar Verdict in Personal Injury Case
Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime
Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat
Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!
Isle of Wight News - Dog Walkers strike
Gail Posner Will Addendum Found - Reality Show
Boy Hurt After Putting His Head In Alsation Dog's Mouth
A boy who had, only days before, watched a crocodile show where a man put his head inside a crocodile's mouth, was injured at the weekend when he put his own head inside the mouth of his family's pet, an Alsation dog. Bobby, 6, had been to the cro...
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Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)
A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...
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Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs
Waffle, NC - As a nod to one of President Obama's most notable achievements,the Obama Administration's decision to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day, the Democratic National Convention, which starts on Labrador Retriever Day, will begin with...
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Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"
Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...
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DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK
Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...
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Nashville Man Notices Something Afoot
Luke Hensley of Nashville, Tennessee, was walking through the woods early one morning when he noticed something afoot. "It was a foot," he said. "Poking out from beneath some really dense foliage." Disconcerted, Hensley stopped in his tracks an...
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New York Woman Ostracized for Not Liking Puppy Videos
"I'm really more of a cat person," said Lisa Hayes, ineffectually attempting to justify her lack of appreciation for the latest adorable YouTube puppy video being circulated around the office. "Besides, doesn't anyone else have any work to do?" Ha...
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Detective Andy Sipowicz Joins Search for Lori Hacking
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) Teams of cadaver sniffing dogs are roaming the Salt Lake Valley Landfill looking for the body of a Lori Hacking - the pregnant woman reportedly murdered by husband Mark Hacking and then dumped into the trash according to his re...
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A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.
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Dogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds
After complaints from numerous members of the public that dog owners are not obeying the law with regard to their dogs' faecal waste, and are not properly disposing of their droppings, an East Yorkshire council has decided to introduce a new scheme w...
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Vacant Man Continues to Come Up with Things to Say
Emptied by the loss of his longtime canine companion, Baxter, Ned Holladay of Boston, Massachusetts, continues to come up with things to say, despite the fact that he has nothing left inside him. "It's pretty remarkable, I have to admit," said Ned...
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Andy Lam - Scientist
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Dogs charged with perverting course of justice
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Kathleen Sebelius Appointed as New White House Dog
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Letters To The Editor: Dogs, Robin Hood, and The Blarney Stone
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Wild Killer Poodles linked to Ancient Aliens
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Man United sign 5 year-old super dog!
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"Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog
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A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints
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The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America
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Bill Stern's Poignant Puppy Bowl Tale
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Nude Dogs Offend
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Hunt on as Mad Dog Drives His Master over Cliff
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Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog
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Dave's Doggy-Sitting List - With Martin Shuttlecock.
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Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan
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Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!
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Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog
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Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog
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Boston police destroy two poodles
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Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support
