Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate
A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...
Read full storyBill Stern's Poignant Puppy Bowl Tale
Of all the puppy tales that have graced the annual Puppy Bowl over the past fifteen years, the most heart-rending is the one sportscaster, Bill Stern, told his rapt radio audience some years ago. Pongo, a young Dalmatian, was a substitute puppy on...
Read full storyUnderground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums
When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.
Read full storyNew Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children
In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...
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Dog Gets Million Dollar Verdict in Personal Injury Case
Sharon Osbourne Gets New Dog - Ozzy Goes Ballistic!
Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog
Local Dog Makes Predictions of Death, Famine and Sour Milk
Invisibe Bra Fence
Man Tells Second Man He Has To Go See Third Man About A Dog
Carnivorous Tortoise Mauls Family Pet In Hamble Le Rice Horror Shocker
Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay
Gail Posner Will Addendum Found - Reality Show
Churchill dog put down
Elderly man found living as dog with pack of hounds!
Ron & Fred on A Very Quiet Day
Dog Was Barking Up The Wrong Tree
A dog which had chased a cat over an area of wasteland and into a wooded area where it stood barking for more than ten minutes at a place it thought the cat was hiding, was barking up the wrong tree. The cat, a scrawny ginger-colored beast, had al...
Read full storyScientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)
A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...
Read full storyFido: Stupid Things Humans Say
Fido, a smart dog, recently barked to a Spoof writer who understands dog talk. Fido's chief gripe was about the stupid things humans say. A few of Fido's examples of stupid comments by humans are given below, followed by an observation from the dog: He's so stupid he couldn't be elected dog catcher. "Uh, hello. Successful dog catchers are VERY smart." Good doggie. "Soooooooooooo condescendi...
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Man Spotted 'Creature' With Two Heads
A man out for an early morning stroll in the remote area of Tapon near Battambang, today told of a sight that he will never be able to 'unsee' - a creature with two heads! The creature was spotted by animal expert, Moys Kenwood, who lives in the a...
Read full storyCow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun
China sent it's first cow into space last night and at 3am local time it soared over our nearest and dearest celestial neighbor - the Moon. The cow, named Moe Inge, was photographed from the Hubble telescope performing a balletic display of moveme...
Read full storyTrump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"
Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...
Read full story"Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop
Hollywood, California - Apparently, Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up after dogs. I mean she just can't seem to get enough of the steamy stuff as she has been spotted cruising the streets of her Hollywood...
Read full storyNew vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition
Central Park- New York,NY - Dog walkers in Central Park are voicing protests to the AMA over the new vaccine pogrom reported on here. Ms. Penny Triever contacted our newspaper to complain about the pogrom which requires citizens to lick the bottom...
Read full storyLaughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”
Good-humored hog Hank Daniel of Nashville, Tennessee, a lover of a raucous, in-your-face comedy who prides himself on being able to both dish it out and take it, was intrigued when he learned of a pig “roast” to be held the following Saturday afterno...
Read full storyDACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK
Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...
Read full storyAlleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime
Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face. The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's all...
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Clean Up in Aisle One
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Researchers Reveal People Love Their Dogs More Than Their Children
