Funny story - World's Smallest Dog Sets New Speed Record For Passing Pizza Through Alimentary Canal

World's Smallest Dog Sets New Speed Record For Passing Pizza Through Alimentary Canal

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pearl, a 2-year-old female chihuahua who lives in Orlando, Florida, is officially the world’s shortest living dog. Pearl is no ordinary handbag dog. She's so tiny, her owner can just slip her into her pocket. The two-year-old c…

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Funny story - Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris

Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris

A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…

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Funny story - Vermont Bans Pit Bulls - Ships Them All To Wyoming

Vermont Bans Pit Bulls - Ships Them All To Wyoming

MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - The Vermont State Senate has finally acted and they voted 87-13 to ban the breed of dog that was bred for fighting, the Pit Bull. After a fiery debate in which a Republican senator from Frozen Fiddle, ended up…

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Funny story - American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...

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Funny story - The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters

The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters

BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…

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Funny story - Elon Kills a Bird to Give his Crypto Dog New Life

Elon Kills a Bird to Give his Crypto Dog New Life

Elon Musk bought himself a dog. Aw, how cute! And now the dog – or Doge – has replaced the little blue Tweeter bird. Whether the owner of a country or a corporation, a dictator hates when the nightly news isn’t about himself. Elon didn’t make the…

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Funny story - New Chinese Fast Food - the Dogburger - At the Jade Dog Restaurant

New Chinese Fast Food - the Dogburger - At the Jade Dog Restaurant

The Dogburger is exactly what it sounds like. Here in Los Angeles, people are trying the sandwich out of curiosity. Californians are historically adventurous eaters - Remember the 'Donner Pass' event? Anyway, the Jade Dog is a big commercial…

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Funny story - Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Funny story - Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...

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Funny story - Cocaine Chihuahuas New Way to Smuggle Drugs from Mexico to U.S.

Cocaine Chihuahuas New Way to Smuggle Drugs from Mexico to U.S.

Border Patrol agents recently discovered the latest way to smuggle Cocaine into the U. S. - Chihuahuas. A border patrol agent in El Paso noticed a white substance dripping from a Chihuahua’s rear orifice - picked the Dog up and took a deep Snif…

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Funny story - Hollywood Sissy Canine Is Named "America's Cutest Transgender Dog"

Hollywood Sissy Canine Is Named "America's Cutest Transgender Dog"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvre's reporter Tahiti Zeppelin reports that the cutest transgender dog in the USA is named Fufi Fondue. Fufi who belongs to female impersonator RuPaul, beat out a group of 69 canines to win the covet…

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Funny story - Susan Boyle Marries Her Lucky Dog

Susan Boyle Marries Her Lucky Dog

Modern Press: Finding a relationship during the pandemic can be stressful if not impossible, but for one resourceful woman it was a necessity to fulfill her needs for companionships. She married her long-time dog, Cujo Couzens, on her birthday, April…

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Funny story - Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle. A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand...

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Funny story - Macy's Pulls Fur Coats Made of Dog Pelts

Macy's Pulls Fur Coats Made of Dog Pelts

Macy's Department stores across the world have pulled Sean John jackets from the shelves after P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) reported that they were actually made from dogs. The manufactured had advertized that the hoode...

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Funny story - Prince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him

Prince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him

The Duke of York is in court again, this time to respond to a restraining order obtained by his dog against him. The bounder son of the Queen arrived at Balmoral Castle today in a separate car from Scottie, his one-time pet dog. Sarah Ferguson, hi…

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Funny story - Robo Dog – Do Not Pet or Feed or Make Any Sudden Movements

Robo Dog – Do Not Pet or Feed or Make Any Sudden Movements

New robot dogs are coming on the market next year, and the military world are excited! Want to own a dog that you don’t feed, but plug in? Want a dog that doesn’t bark all goddamn day and night? Want a dog that doesn’t get sick and cost you an arm…

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Funny story - The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic

The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Drug Enforcement Agency, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into a drug rehab clinic. Rover Boy, who is 8, or 56 in do…

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Funny story - Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

LAREDO, Texas - United States Custom's Department Director Adobe "Chipper" Chipotle has informed Washington D.C. that one of his top drug-sniffing dogs Spot has sadly become addicted to drugs. Spot, who is six years old has been a U.S. Custom's (C...

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Funny story - Mbappé Will Get a Mpuppy After World Cup Loss

Mbappé Will Get a Mpuppy After World Cup Loss

Quatar - Football superstar and Gold Boot Award, Mbappe, told the world's media that he was getting a 'Mpuppy' to help him get over the devastating loss to Argentina. "As soon as I get back to France, I'm getting a Mpuppy," told Mbappe in his pres…

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Funny story - Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!

Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!

Middleton, Texas: Officers in West Texas who answered calls about a huge rat chasing people around the neighborhood at night are out watching to see if it shows up again. "I don't care how big the rat is, this old shotgun will blow that sucker aw...

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