Written by Rex

Friday, 6 February 2004

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In response to numerous complaints, the Wowserboro Town Council, in Western Australia, has told owners of hairless Chihuahua dogs, that they must exercise their pets at the nude beach.

Owners of clipped breeds, such as poodles, must take their dogs to the Council Offices for assessment. If the animals comply with Council's Canine Modesty Regulations, they may be exercised in public.

A spokesperson for the Canine Decency League was quoted as saying, "Not before time. The moral standards of this town have been going to the dogs".

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Topics: Dogs, Australia




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