New robot dogs are coming on the market next year, and the military world are excited!
Want to own a dog that you don’t feed, but plug in? Want a dog that doesn’t bark all goddamn day and night? Want a dog that doesn’t get sick and cost you an arm and a paw at the vets? How about a dog that will bite the mailman and never let go until it’s deactivated?
Robo Dog!
Buy a pack of them to hunt down your enemies – and then say, “Geez, they was tied up out back – did they done got loose? Weren’t my fault, officer.”
Has or will technology run amok yet? It will with Robo Dog!
(Disclaimer: Please ensure that children do not go within 50 feet of Robot Dog. He will not have “fur” to pet, he will not roll over or do any tricks that have not already been programmed into him, and he will not be your “best friend”.
If Robo Dog attacks and injures you or your loved ones, you agree not to sue the living shit out of a company so void of compassion that they invented a machine built mainly to hunt and kill all intruders – however it defines that, which it doesn’t – you’re taking your life into your own hands, and we have many, many, many TEAMS of lawyers. See you in court, if you dare!)
