Doctor Erasmus Yapp, a famous vet has scientific proof that the common domesticated dog has far better eyesight than science ever gave them credit for.
'When we see dogs staring' said Professor Yapp, 'we think that they are just staring into space, but the actual reality is that they see far more than we do. We think Dogs are just foolish, I mean any animal that puts it's tongue all the way down there, and drinks out of the toilet won't be the sharpest tool in the box, but they see things far better than we are give them credit for'.
The fool went onto say that Gerbils and Guinea Pigs are one year away from launching a rocket to Mars, that Octopus's could walk on the land, but that they don't like tarmac, and that Sheep would take over Western civilization if only they had opposable thumbs.
