It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat!
IDID did not behead their victim like other known terrorists groups do, but it was rather a slow death and quite wicked because the dog who they targeted was innocent just like victims of that other bunch of loonies!
Organisers are to strengthen security around the show and any suspicious doggy lovers not having a pedigree on a leash will be ejected along with their mongrels.
A spokeswoman, Lady Penelope Sniff-Pussy, gave the following interview to Jaggedone's star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Barking Mad-Rintintin:
"What is this world coming too? Terrorists, mongrels and other such scum attempting to destroy our wonderful pedigree doggy show that the world loves, well let me warn them, I have just ordered 10 pitbulls, 10 doberman pinschers and if any terrorist or mongrel sniffs our dogs bums, we'll rip them apart, but not behead them!"
The owners of the red setter were too devastated to comment on the incident and their prize doggy will now become immortal; they are stuffing it!
We could end up barking up the wrong tree making any sense in this report; woof, woof!
