LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore.
A spokesperson for the DEA Peter "Pistol Pete" Pickenfauster informed the news media that Agent Rover Boy has been a member of the K-9 Drug Sniffing Corps for three years.
He noted that in that time Agent Rover Boy has been responsible for confiscating 2.7 million tons of marijuana, 783,291 pounds of cocaine, and 6,279 fake Rolex Watches.
He has also helped to apprehend over 900,000 illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America.
Agent Rover Boy was an integral part of the team that helped to bust up the Sarah Palin Counterfeit Piñatas Ring of 2010.
Pickenfauster when asked why the K-9 agent dog was being sent to a rehab clinic replied that Agent Rover Boy had secretly been videotaped hiding crack cocaine underneath his doggy dish.