Arizona Is Considering Selling The Grand Canyon To China
PHOENIX - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that a group of investors from Shanghai, China, are interested in purchasing the Grand Canyon. The Group, which calls itself, Fortune Cookie, Inc., has made Gov. Doug D…
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Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder
The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.
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The Government of China Has Just Purchased The Largest Whorehouse in Las Vegas
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The government of China continues to buy American banks, factories, sports teams, and now the Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that the Chinese government has just purchased the biggest house of ill repute in the ent…
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Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea
The request for Germany's military assistance was a pipe-dream mistake created by a Russian subordinate's intern who had a sense of humor. (And who has since fallen out of a 6th story window.) Syria claims that they are fresh out of extra killin…
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Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…
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Russia, China, and Cambodia Agree To Form a NATO-Like Pact To Be Called, “Two Big Ass Major World Powers and One Little Bitty Insignificant One”
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin has just announced that two of the world’s major powers have agreed to form a three-nation pact with a smaller, insignificant power. When asked why in the world the great powerful countries of Russia and China…
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Delinquent Equity Loan Forces Foreclosure of White House
Google AI Goes "Jerk-Wad" After Self-Awareness
Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus
Tallest Man In The World Gets Married To The Shortest Woman
Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur To Play In Shanghai, China
Dalai Lama Gives Birth to Heir - Blames Chinese
Sliced Socks? - What's That All About?
China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules
Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death
Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November
North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China
Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall
China’s Best Rock Band, The Egg Rolls, Hit Number One On Billboard’s Sizzling 99 Chart
HOLLYWOOD – (Music Satire) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just announced that The Egg Rolls, a rock band that hails from Shanghai, China just topped the Billboard Sizzling 99 Chart with their brand new single “The Ballad of Ling Chow and LaVonDell Wash…
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The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The billionaire owner of the Dallas Cowboys has just announced to the sports media that his ‘female’ pride and joy, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are going overseas to be goodwill ambassadors. Dallas owner Jerry Jones,…
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President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden was in Baltimore to help dedicate the new, President and Mrs. Joe Biden High School, which is a state-of-the-art school of higher learning. He was asked by reporters about the on-going crisis between Chi…
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President Biden Is Sending a Naval Flotilla Off The Coast of China
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the president has made good on his promise to protect the island of Japan. POTUS has sent some strong messages to Chinese President Xi Jinping an…
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President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New News Now News Agency has just boken the story that President Biden has just been informed by the CIA that the ex-president, Don the Con (Trump), did in fact have underhanded dealings with Vladimir Putin and…
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Russia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word has leaked out of the Kremlin that two of the world’s super powers are finalizing plans to invade Japan. A Kremlin insider, who would only give his initials X.V.Z, told BuzzFuzz that Russia and China are in serious ne…
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Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer
The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...
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China Invents a Television Antenna You Can Wear on Your Head
HONG KONG – (Satire News) - The Republic of China is fast becoming the Japan of the electronics business world. Electronics experts in Hong Kong have just invented a television antenna that can be worn on one’s head. The antenna only weighs 13…
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The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada
HONG KONG – (World Satire) – BuzzFuzz (Hong Kong Division) has just broken the story about the extremely strained relations between China and Canada. The Chinese government is so pissed off at Canada for reneging on their trade agreement, that the…
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Side Effects of Bird Flu Vaccines Spark Concern
BEIJING, May 26 (UPI) - Although China has developed vaccines that block the spread of the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu among birds and mammals according to Xinhua news agency, scientists fear the side effects which have been encountered in testing...
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The Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…
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Trump to withhold millions of dollars in funding to White House Occupant (WHO).
President Donald Trump announced recently that he is halting funding to the White House Occupant (WHO) while his administration reviews the handling of the coronavirus, accusing the WHO of bungling the response and failing to communicate the disease’...
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Shock Findings Expose Obesity's Causes
Scientists in China have been studying the main causes of obesity. For the last seven years, the Wuhan Fat Observatory has been testing overweight people, and have just published their findings. The main factor appears to be caused by bacteria in…
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President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19
President Donald Trump put another spanner in the spokes of already-frail US/China relations this morning, when he blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on the pandas at Beijing Zoo. The zoo has nineteen pandas, and, as a treasured specie, they are kept...
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Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon
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Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found
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Coronavirus: Patient Zero Undergoing Mutation
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President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus
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China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal
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COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years
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Hand Sanitizer Found To Be Contaminated With COVID-19 Spores
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China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress
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Fashion news - Chinese develop fuller chests
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President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China
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Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
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Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies
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Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out
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Black rats not responsible for Mongolian bubonic plague!
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Wormhole of death
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Russian scientists discover formula for shrinking people: Reports say hordes of tiny Russian agents will be in the US soon!
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The Highest Ranking General in The Chinese Army Has Admitted That She’s a Lesbian
