Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

As the Coronavirus continues its relentless march around the globe, the city where it originated had some better news today, when it was revealed that many local restaurants serving local delicacy, Bat Soup, had reopened, and business was brisk. T...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

White House sources close to President Donald Trump have said that he is seething over as-yet unsubstantiated reports that restaurants in Wuhan are, once more, serving Bat Soup to customers. Wuhan is the city where the Coronavirus first leapt into...

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Funny story: Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus

Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus

A man who always does 'everything by the book', and leaves nothing to chance, has said he was extremely disappointed this afternoon, when he learned that his worldwide health insurance policy did not, in fact, cover him for the Coronavirus. Moys K...

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Funny story: China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...

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Funny story: Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found

Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found

Scientists in China working on finding a cure for the new and deadly Coronavirus have said they have already made a major discovery in their fight. They say that, as well as taking the regular precautions against a worldwide pandemic, people shoul...

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Funny story: New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors

New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors

ATLANTA, GA - The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is conducting a review of recent information which could dramatically improve treatments for the Chinese Virus, known as COVID-19. Although China has not shared any data such as vit...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: Patient Zero Undergoing Mutation

Coronavirus: Patient Zero Undergoing Mutation

The man who is thought to have been the very first patient to have suffered from the Coronavirus, is under strict medical supervision tonight, after it was noticed by doctors that he was undergoing some strange and unexplained mutation. The man, g...

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Funny story: Chinese Germ Warfare Program Coming Along Nicely

Chinese Germ Warfare Program Coming Along Nicely

Authorities in Beijing have said that the Chinese germ warfare program, one result of which has been the Coronavirus outbreak in the city of Wuhan, is coming along nicely, thank you. Details of the program are sketchy, but one of the agents being...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

LIVERPOOL, England – Representatives from Manchester United and Liverpool recently met at the Paul McCartney Hotel in Liverpool to finalize the plans for both teams to play in Shanghai, China. The two teams will be playing with all of the proceeds...

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story: Donald Trump In Charge Of Coronavirus

Donald Trump In Charge Of Coronavirus

Someone must have finally lit a firecracker under Donald Trump. All of a sudden, after three months of downplaying the seriousness of the coronavirus, Trump snapped to attention. He's taken on the mantle, describing himself as the General in battle,...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Scientists in China working on discovering an antidote for the Coronavirus have said that it is conceivable that it could yet mutate into the Bubonic Plague, or Black Death, which ravaged the world's population in the 14th century. The Black Deat...

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Funny story: Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Government authorities in China have acted quickly in the wake of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and have placed an "absolute and total ban" on the serving of bat soup in restaurants, it has been reported. The virus, which is thought to have bee...

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Funny story: Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a call to Chinese President, Xi Jinping, President Trump said they discussed carpet bombing China with neutron bombs to knock out the Coronavirus, which originated in China, killing untold thousands while pummeling world financ...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Donald Trump has spoken out about the spread of the deadly Coronavirus, and says that he, personally, could have ended the worldwide threat of a pandemic, if only he'd have been allowed to initiate an all-out nuclear strike on China, instea...

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Funny story: Chinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice

Chinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice

It's been alleged by undercover sources in China, that the hospital in Wuhan that was built from start to finish in 10 days, to house those suffering from the deadly Coronavirus, is made from sticky rice and papier mâché. The Huoshenshan Hospital...

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Funny story: Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave

Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave

Cai Zeng, the inventor of those little double "A" and triple "A" battery packs, held shut with eyeglass-sized screws, fled his home in Szechuan, China, fearing for his life, due to worldwide frustration with his invention. His invention? The "scr...

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Funny story: Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Authorities in Beijing have called off celebrations for the Chinese New Year, due to the complete lack of hygiene practised by the greater majority of people in the country. The government said that they are especially concerned about spitting.

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Funny story: Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

NEW YORK - A recent CNBC business segment with Jim Cramer reported that Wall Street would face "annihilation" if Elizabeth Warren were to be elected President of the United States in 2020. Although an "Ultra-Millionaire Tax" got the most attention, t...

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