Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Funny story: Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Is A Bit Tasty!

Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Is A Bit Tasty!

And, before we set off on the wrong foot, this is not some humorous reference to 'authentic Chinese food', just so you know. Meng Wanzhou, the Chief Financial Officer at Chinese communications giant, Huawei, who is 46 years old, was detained by th...

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Funny story: Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...

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Funny story: China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific or elsewhere. In a statement released during Defens...

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Funny story: Disgust at Flower Show sunken Chinese garden

Disgust at Flower Show sunken Chinese garden

London - (Horticultural Mess): A sunken Chinese garden has caused quite a stir at this year's Flower Show after depicting a typical Sichuan scene in the aftermath of the recent 7.8 Richter Scale quake.

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Funny story: Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Reports indicate President Moreno of Ecuador, sitting at his desk, snapped his pencil on hearing of a new asylum seeker at an Ecuador embassy. He is rumored to have said: "At least she’s rich.” This time it’s Meng Wanzhou, 46, CFO of Chinese te...

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Funny story: Federal reserve cancels China bonds and claims all the china in China

Federal reserve cancels China bonds and claims all the china in China

WASHINGTON DC, U.S.A. - Federal Reserve chairman Bernanke canceled all bonds held by China in response to the consequential damages due to Chinese lead, melamine, and now stinky wallboard exports harming the U.S. economy beyond repair. In addition...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart and China Announce Merger

Wal-Mart and China Announce Merger

Chinese President Jiang Zemin, Chinese Premier Zhu Rhongji, Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott, and Chief Executive of Wal-Mart Asia Joe Hatfield announced the merger of the world's largest corporation with the world's most populous nation. Although China and W...

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Funny story: Many Chinese Living In Caves

Many Chinese Living In Caves

Over twenty million Chinese have their residences in caves, but that is often not a bad deal, according to a December McClatchy Newspapers dispatch from Miaogou Village. In addition to the obvious advantages (no mortgages), some caves have been i...

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Funny story: McDonald's Happy Meal Box Survives for 20,000 Years

McDonald's Happy Meal Box Survives for 20,000 Years

When remnants of a 20,000-year-old kitchen were discovered recently in China, it was hailed as a major find. Researchers combed the site, thinking they might come across some leftover Chicken Chow Mein or perhaps some fortune cookies. No luck.

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Funny story: China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

HONG KONG - The government of China recently spent millions of dollars making repairs to the Great Wall of China. Ming Yang Wong, a spokesman for China's national news agency, Rick Shaw, revealed a very interesting fact. He stated that back dur...

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Funny story: Extra cargo plane hired for Michelle Obama's China trip wardrobe

Extra cargo plane hired for Michelle Obama's China trip wardrobe

Washington - An upgraded C-5M Super Galaxy heavy cargo plane normally used for transporting herds of wild cattle in far-flung foreign locations has been kitted out for the US First Lady's upcoming China visit. Lockheed's famous carrier will trans...

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Funny story: Chinese New Year Celebrations: Your Guide

Chinese New Year Celebrations: Your Guide

It's that time of year again - February - and that means only one thing: no, not St. Valentine's Day, or Mardi Gras, or even Pancake Day; it is, of course, Chinese New Year! The Chinese certainly like to be different. Not only do they like to spea...

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Funny story: Review - China Teapot

Review - China Teapot

I approach this piece of journalism with a great deal of trepidation. It is not often in ones lifetime that one has the delight of reviewing such a fine item of chinaware. It carries with it the weight of doing justice with mere words what can never really be done. However, in the interests of you, my dear reader, I will attempt to do so.

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Funny story: Olympic Games USA Report - 1st Quarter

Olympic Games USA Report - 1st Quarter

As I sit here in my little two bedroom apartment in Athens, I must confess that I, like everyone else, am surprised at the poor showing by the USA. Let's face it we all expected a runaway leader, not second to China, at this stage of the competit...

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Funny story: China Sex Park Bulldozed after Highlighted by Spoof Coverage Honoring Writers!

China Sex Park Bulldozed after Highlighted by Spoof Coverage Honoring Writers!

Within 48 hours of the recent Spoof report that writers Buck Wheat and Skoob were to be honored at the October opening of the adult theme park,Loveland, the site was leveled by government bulldozers citing "degenerate western culture invasion" as a t...

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Funny story: World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...

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