Boom Boom News (China) reports that the Republic of China has found itself in quite a pickle, as they say in the United Kingdom.
The Chinese Boom Boom News has said that due to the gunpowder shortage, China will be having a hard time keeping up with the worldwide demand for fireworks.
China's leader Xi Jinping has commented that 59 of the world's nations are waiting on shipments of Chinese fireworks.
He noted that the United States is expecting 792 tons of Chinese fireworks for the upcoming 2024 New Year's fireworks celebrations.
Jinny, as his grandchildren call him, has promised the fireworks customers that they will all have their fireworks, as he is working out a deal to purchase fireworks from Cambodia, in exchange for water, food, Diet Dr. Peppers, disposable chopsticks, Miley Cyrus CD's, and thousands of used rick shaws. ■
