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China buys Australia using a credit card

Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...

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God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!

Funny story: God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!

A defunct Chinese space lab hurtling back towards the planet is proof there is a god after all! It will arrive on Easter Monday crashing through the outer-atmosphere with a message from our heavenly father attached (A Chinese version) proving tha...

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Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Funny story: Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly T...

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Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

Funny story: Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

The Chinese, renowned for their skills at swamping the world's markets with useless, garbage toys, have now "boomeranged" as their own children have been purchasing the latest craze; toothpick crossbows; WTF! Millions of Chinese kids are aiming th...

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Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Funny story: Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers to China in exchange for trademarks being grante...

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North Korea and China Team Up to Hoodwink Trump

Funny story: North Korea and China Team Up to Hoodwink Trump

Beijing, China Sources have revealed that, minutes after President Trump had finished pledging $4 billion dollars to help China fight North Korea and flew off in his jet, China's premier called Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea. (Translated fro...

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Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

Funny story: Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

The Chinese government has banned men wearing beards in the province of Xinjiang! Also, women wearing veils have been banned too, and the streets are looking pretty empty! However, detecting a superb possibility to expand their global operations,...

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Bao Bao the Bear is exiled to China!

Funny story: Bao Bao the Bear is exiled to China!

Washington Zoo have announced the sad departure of Bao Bao, a female panda bear, after it was discovered she did not have a green card. The US government are deporting all entertainers, animal, or human who reside in the US, but whose origins are not...

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Teenager Failing Math Blamed for China's Superior Economy

Funny story: Teenager Failing Math Blamed for China's Superior Economy

Brian Mahoney, 8th grader at Phillipson elementary school in Phillipson Pa. has been failing or nearly failing Math for 6 consecutive quarters leading to China's overwhelming economic superiority. "I just really suck at math" Brian stated i...

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Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

Funny story: Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

President Elect Donald Trump took a break from tweeting insults to finish his Christmas wish list. According to an unnamed White House source Mr. Trump's top item on his Christmas wish list was a giant wall. Supposedly the list began with "Item numb...

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Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Funny story: Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Last night, the president-elect announced from Trump Headquarters that there was going to be a "mega bigly war" on two of the biggest world powers. He said that it is "time to show them who's boss." Mr Trump's speech is as follows: "Look, America,...

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Trump Angers China Over Taiwan Phone Call!

Funny story: Trump Angers China Over Taiwan Phone Call!

So moving on to the next piece of absurdity that President-elect Trump has done this week is the fact that he pissed off China. That's right, the second biggest economy in the world and the biggest polluter in the world is now Duke Nukem levels o...

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Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Funny story: Trump Claims Taiwan President Hit On Him, Called Him "President Erect"

Further fraying the US's fragile diplomacy with China, President elect Donald Trump is now claiming that the President of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was coming on to him while they spoke during a congratulatory phone call. Tweeting at 2am Trump said, "...

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Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

Funny story: Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

As background to this story, Donald Trump spoke with President Dutere two days ago and reportedly praised him on his extrajudicial killings of thousands. Too, within that time period Mr. Trump appeared to accept an invitation from Prime Minister Naw...

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Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Funny story: Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Mr. Obama's arrival in China for the G-20 summit was somewhat perplexing as no properly placed stairway and accompanying red carpet were supplied at the airport. State Department officials are studying this development but have dispensed with call...

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Vieris Last Waltz

Funny story: Vieris Last Waltz

Ex Italy, Torino, Piza, Ravenna, Venezia, Atalanta, Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Lazio, Inter, Milan, Monaco, Sampdoria and Firoentina forward Christian Vieri is to come out of retirement to play in the Chinese Super League. Never a man to stay to long...

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Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Funny story: Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Stoners and collectors stood in line at post offices around the country to buy the first Marijuana themed postage stamps produced by the USPS. The retro designs are printed on hemp paper with the old style adhesive that you can lick or moisten to...

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Secretary Carter further explains "challenges to international order" as with belligerence in Ukraine, Syria, plus other issues

Funny story: Secretary Carter further explains "challenges to international order" as with belligerence in Ukraine, Syria, plus other issues

Defense Secretary Ashton Carter yesterday clarified his recent remarks that Russia and China are "challenging international order." The basic problem is failure to answer the question, "Who, after all, has been the world's policeman for the last...

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