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Funny story: COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...

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Funny story: President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A reliable White House source has said that the President is very upset with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. It seems that POTUS has placed the total blame for the Coronavirus on a supermarket Chinese checker, and the Chinese leader...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.

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Funny story: Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November

Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November

Donald Trump has refured French scientists' claims that the Coronavirus, initially thought to have originated in China in January, or even December, was present in France as far back ago as November. Trump said that this would not fit in with his...

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Funny story: Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive

Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive

It's been a difficult four months for the Chinese city of Wuhan, the center of the Coronavirus outbreak, and every area of business has suffered, including the property market, where prices of houses, condominiums, apartments, and hovels have all tak...

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Funny story: The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

NEW YORK CITY – The Chinese ambassador is reporting that Sen. Marsha Blackburn has insulted and angered every man, woman, and child in the entire republic. The dishwater blonde, Blackburn, who allegedly graduated towards the bottom of her class at...

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Funny story: Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row

Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row

A major diplomatic row has blown up between the Unites States and China as a result of a version of the Chinese National Anthem sung by President Donald Trump today in Washington DC. Trump decided to sing the English language version of the anthe...

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Funny story: Hardworking-Intended Americans Hope Coronavirus Pandemic Will Return US Jobs from China

Hardworking-Intended Americans Hope Coronavirus Pandemic Will Return US Jobs from China

(Providence, Rhode Island) It has become clear there are many economic and systemic changes that will need to be addressed after the current Coronavirus pandemic eases in the US. International travel policies, medical infrastructure, and even simpler...

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Funny story: China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal

China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal

Chinese ambassador to Australia, Mr Fook Mi Dook, today issued a thinly-veiled threat to Australia, following their government's proposed independent inquiry into the COVID-19 outbreak. Mr Mi Dook stated, "Oh ye-es, gleetings from Beijing, the cap...

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Funny story: President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

In a show of genuine heartfelt friendship, and to show that his relationship with the US really matters, the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has sent a gift of a giant panda to President Trump. The panda arrived in a crate unloaded from a Chinese junk...

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Funny story: Trump to withhold millions of dollars in funding to White House Occupant (WHO).

Trump to withhold millions of dollars in funding to White House Occupant (WHO).

President Donald Trump announced recently that he is halting funding to the White House Occupant (WHO) while his administration reviews the handling of the coronavirus, accusing the WHO of bungling the response and failing to communicate the disease’...

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Funny story: Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out

Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out

As China teeters on the cusp of a possible 'second wave' of the Coronavirus, it's been broadcast all over social media that, if the human population of the country is wiped out, pandas are ready to step in and take control. An expert on pandas sa...

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Funny story: Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall

Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall

Wuhan, the Chinese city where it's thought the deadly Coronavirus originated, has been photographed by satellite cameras from space, and is now surrounded by what is thought to be, a tall perimeter wall snaking all the way around the city of 14 milli...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who has sued more people than anyone else in the entire nation, has just stated that his latest one is a doozy. President Trump, the undisputed leader of the free world, has just remarked that he has instructed his lawsu...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Donald Trump put another spanner in the spokes of already-frail US/China relations this morning, when he blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on the pandas at Beijing Zoo. The zoo has nineteen pandas, and, as a treasured specie, they are kept...

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Funny story: A Poem About The Plague

A Poem About The Plague

With the world at the mercy of the threat the deadly Coronavirus has thrust upon us, it might settle a few nerves if we all had a nice cup of tea and a sit down, and partook of some gentle poetry. As readers will, perhaps, know, poetry can be very...

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Funny story: Chinese government releases new national flag

Chinese government releases new national flag

In recognition of the excellent economic boost the COVID-19 pandemic has given China, Leader For Life Or Longer, See Imkingpin, has announced a new national flag will immediately replace the Five-Starred Red Flag. Anyone flying the old flag after mid...

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