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Funny story: Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...

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Funny story: Chinese New Year Celebrations: Your Guide

Chinese New Year Celebrations: Your Guide

It's that time of year again - February - and that means only one thing: no, not St. Valentine's Day, or Mardi Gras, or even Pancake Day; it is, of course, Chinese New Year! The Chinese certainly like to be different. Not only do they like to spea...

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Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Funny story: Angry China labels Canada "Numbah Wan Enema"

Angry China labels Canada "Numbah Wan Enema"

Beijing Daily news conference: Chinese Party puppet spokesperson Hu Flung Dung - a recent graduate of the North Korean school of Diplomatic Barking and Frothing at the mouth - shouted at reporters gathered for an update on the Canadian hostage...

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Funny story: Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Is A Bit Tasty!

Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Is A Bit Tasty!

And, before we set off on the wrong foot, this is not some humorous reference to 'authentic Chinese food', just so you know. Meng Wanzhou, the Chief Financial Officer at Chinese communications giant, Huawei, who is 46 years old, was detained by th...

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Funny story: Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Reports indicate President Moreno of Ecuador, sitting at his desk, snapped his pencil on hearing of a new asylum seeker at an Ecuador embassy. He is rumored to have said: "At least she’s rich.” This time it’s Meng Wanzhou, 46, CFO of Chinese te...

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Funny story: World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...

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Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Funny story: Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...

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Funny story: China buys Australia using a credit card

China buys Australia using a credit card

Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...

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Funny story: God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!

God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!

A defunct Chinese space lab hurtling back towards the planet is proof there is a god after all! It will arrive on Easter Monday crashing through the outer-atmosphere with a message from our heavenly father attached (A Chinese version) proving tha...

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Funny story: Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly T...

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Funny story: Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

The Chinese, renowned for their skills at swamping the world's markets with useless, garbage toys, have now "boomeranged" as their own children have been purchasing the latest craze; toothpick crossbows; WTF! Millions of Chinese kids are aiming th...

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Funny story: Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers to China in exchange for trademarks being grante...

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Funny story: North Korea and China Team Up to Hoodwink Trump

North Korea and China Team Up to Hoodwink Trump

Beijing, China Sources have revealed that, minutes after President Trump had finished pledging $4 billion dollars to help China fight North Korea and flew off in his jet, China's premier called Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea. (Translated fro...

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Funny story: Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

The Chinese government has banned men wearing beards in the province of Xinjiang! Also, women wearing veils have been banned too, and the streets are looking pretty empty! However, detecting a superb possibility to expand their global operations,...

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