More Chinese People Means More Super Soldier Babies Rolling In With The Waves

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 10 February 2023

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More Babies Means More Super Soldiers

China wants more Chinese people, so it’s offering free fertility treatments.

Not long ago, China had a policy of one child only – so lots of girl babies were murdered according to the state’s wishes. Unfortunately, a fascist state can make things happen real good. When your government wants you to die, you die. When your government tells you to get busy and do the horizontal mambo, you better start dancing!

A Chinese-esque spokesman said, “Yeah, China loves you then it hates you then it loves you again. I wouldn’t fall for this ‘fertility treatment’ myself. I mean, this is where Covid came from, right? What will they be implanting into new Chinese babies to make them super soldiers? What does Bill Gates have up his sleeve – that’s he’s been experimenting on with African and Indian kids? And with Covid, the Chinese found their disease worked TOO well, so without lots of Chinese people, there’s no one left to enslave and stitch together American running shoes. Covid killed tons, so without people how can a dictator dictate? There’ll be no one left alive! He’ll be like that old Viking British King, Cnut, who slashed his sword at the waves trying to hold them back. You live on a fucking [sorry, “gosh darn”] island – try some reality instead of fantasy, bub!”

Bub, indeed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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