BOSTON - (Satire News) - Everyone in the "Blue State" of Massachusetts is happier than a beaver in a wooden bowling pin factory.
And the reason is due to the fact that after years and years justice will finally be served when the most evil, hateful, arrogant, conceited, self-centered butternut squash to ever exist in the US will see his orange butt in prison, where lots of the convicts are ready to turn Donald into Donna.
The man nicknamed "The Cheeto Wizard" has been found guilty of paying lots and lots of money to Stormy Daniels so that she would keep quiet and not reveal the fact that Stewart Little has bigger fingers, bigger hands, and a bigger "purple people pleaser" than the Tweeting Tangerine does.
SIDENOTE: DJT has said that Stormy is lying up to her ears and that he has a very big pee-pee (wiener). BUT Miss Daniels has a video recording that Melania sent to her that actually says that "Donaldo's binky (wee-wee) ONLY measures 2¼ inches.
