SOHO, England - (Spoof News) - The BBC reports that the Fairy of Fun, Liz Hurley, and the Duchess of Sass, Cheryl Cole, have just become owners of a pub that was first established back in March of 1968
The pub is named Ye Olde Drink and Silly Chat Pub. It was originally owned by slapstick comedian, actor and signer Benny Hill who had hits during the 60s with "I Can Smell Your Charlie From Here," "I Know A Silly Place Where We Can Go Giggle," and "Pluck Me Sir, I'm A Chicken!"
Cheryl, who has a voice that could make angels sing and a laugh that could make a parrot dance, said that ever since she was a little tot growing up in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne she dreamed of four things: (1) Marrying a jester (which she did), (2) Growing up to be a wackily beautiful clown (which she did), (3) One day becoming a princess (which she did not do), and (4) Marrying Ronald McDonald (which did not happen).
Meanwhile Liz Hurley, with a giggle that can make a clown cry and a charm that can make a puppy do a backflip, simply said that she has always wanted to own her own pub. That way, she could drink clown juice while juggling, discussing her hilarious beauty with the UK mates, and flirting with the funny Brit blokes.
