LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has just pointed out that the new Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons are a tremendous hit with the women between the ages of 16½ and 87.
The tampons which can be worn for up to 48 hours are made of repellent substances that cuts down any negative odor by up to 97.3%
The new "Inserties" as they are being called come in several pleasant and eye-appealing colors including Passion Purple, Frisky Fuchsia, Enchanting Eucalyptus, and Jennifer's personal favorite Latina Lavender.
One unlikely market for these useful lady sponges is science grad students. The absorptive properties, shape and size makes them ideal for cleaning test tubes and, of course, for stemming nose bleeds.
SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the Kardashian sisters will be selling J.Lo's new Insertie Tampons in their Beverly Hills Rodeo Drive lingerie store We Be The Kardashians.
