HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - The eldest of the hot, sexy, big-butted Kardashian sisters, Kim, has finally let the cat out of the bag, or make that the ovaries out of the tummy cavity.
Kim told Cinderella St. Lamb with The Daily Drama that she had never told anyone before but she was born with an extra ovary.
The three-ovaried Kimster said that the abnormality was discovered recently when the gynecologist to the star, Dr. Homer F. Bamboo noted during a cervical exam that there was a third ovary located between her normal (2) ovaries.
Dr. Bamboo noted that he knows for a fact that Marilyn Monroe and Jacqueline Kennedy also had three ovaries, and Marilyn even had two G-spots which explains why she was always hot-to-trot as they say in the Kentucky racing circles.
And, of course, she has the most egg-cellent fertility!
